Sarah Palin & Dana Perino ... What do they have in common?

[doh_phooey]

[ProdigalJunkMail]

1. now that is some funny stuff...

love the verbiage and the imagery...i give it an 8.5/10!

sP

[BOSSHOG]

2. Both of them should find other uses for their mouths

[jakem]

4. wow.

:popcorn:

[doh_phooey]

5. First Amendment

protects even silly or dumb speech

:)

[BOSSHOG]

6. I don't want to take away their first amendment rights

I'm suggesting that alternative uses of their mouths could be more productive and useful.

[doh_phooey]

8. There's breathing, eating, and ...

well the other thing is so 90's.

[Supersedeas]

7. would that explain the lipstick tattoo?

[AzDar]

3. Both are lying sacks of shit?

[doh_phooey]

12. you put your finger on it

According to body language experts, touching your nose is a sign you are lying:

[marions ghost]

9. Palinoid and Perinoid ??!!!!???

:rofl:

ditzy vacuous firewalls surrounding Repig money-pits

[peekaloo]

10. if you put your ear next to their head(s) you can hear the ocean.

or a terlet flushing. :hurts:

[doh_phooey]

11. Fun with quotes

http://palinquotes.sillycloud.com

http://www.palinanswers.com

[doh_phooey]

13. Victoria Jackson

Thank you President George W. Bush (along with God above) for keeping us safe these last 7 years, from terrorist attacks on our homeland. I really appreciate it very much. xxoo You did a Great job!

And, Thank you God above for giving us George W. Bush, and for giving us John McCain and Sarah Palin.

http://www.victoriajackson.com

[doh_phooey]

14. Elizabeth Hasselbeck

1. On The New Kids On the Block: "They are my Beatles. They are the Beatles of my generation."

2. On love: "Obviously, no one's denied the right to marry, you could marry someone of the opposite sex."

3. On the morning-after pill: "It's the same thing as birthing a baby and leaving it out in the street!"

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/03/barack-obama-the-view-elisabeth-hasselbeck.php

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15. Sarah Palin

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" --Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008

"That's exactly what we're going to do in a Palin and McCain administration." --Sarah Palin, elevating herself to the top of the ticket, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Sept. 18, 2008

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm

[doh_phooey]

16. Quayle & Perino

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

http://getfame.blogspot.com/2008/09/dumb-quotes-from-dumb-people.html





"I was panicked a bit because I really don't know about . . . the Cuban Missile Crisis," said Perino, who at 35 was born about a decade after the 1962 U.S.-Soviet nuclear showdown. "It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure."

So she consulted her best source. "I came home and I asked my husband," she recalled. "I said, 'Wasn't that like the Bay of Pigs thing?' And he said, 'Oh, Dana.'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/12/10/dana-perino-and-cuban-mis_n_76129.html