Why hasn't Bin Laden come out to declare victory?

[screembloodymurder]

If he were alive, he'd surely make a statement.

[dkofos]

1. He's waiting for total economic colapse.

[bdamomma]

2. he certainly must be thanking allah.

if he is still alive, the great empire is crumbling, is it pitchforks and torches time, and * is getting off the hook? I hope to see that he doesn't.

[RoccoR5955]

3. He's dead Jim. n/t

(it's an old Star Trek line)

[gordianot]

4. If I recall that was his ultimate goal. Who needs WMD when you can have financial collapse?

[screembloodymurder]

5. Funny how he only seems to speak out when Bush needs him.

I guess the devil can bring back the dead.

[gordianot]

8. My tin foil hat has always told me Bush is the Crypt Keeper.

[Jack Rabbit]

6. Why should he call it a victory?

He has a lot of money. Some of it is probably still tied up in the markets. He's taking a bath along with the rest of us.

[screembloodymurder]

7. I'm sure he's worried.

Probably on the phone with his broker as we type.