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It has occurred to me how to win the war in Iraq to the satisfaction of all concerned and in such a way as to facilitate a speedy exit of our troops from the country. It should be relatively inexpensive but it will entail having to hire someone for what may potentially be a suicide mission. Of course on the other hand it could also be the road to international fame and appreciation.
Here's what we do. We raise money and hire a sinister looking but destitute middle aged male Iraqi. We provide him with both a radio and an internet site so he can instantly give himself credibility as a leader of forces opposed to the American occupation. Sort of make himself sound like the leader of the bad guys, get a lot of international press. That should take a week or two, not so hard to do - Bush is always looking for a new enemy anyway.
Then we have him surrender. Just give up. Go to the green-zone, knock on the door, get the head General in front of him and lay down his sword. You win America! Its over. Now get your ass home.
What ya think?
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