Sarah Palin "superstar" doll.

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Apologies if this is a dupe, but I just had to click on the image at MSNBC. Now my eyes hurt and I must go to bed.

http://music.msn.com/music/galleryfeature/superstar-dolls/?photoidx=1

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1. Doonesbury...

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2. That is just hideous n/t

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3. I call rule 34.

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4. Are they going to make a Brad Hanson doll?

http://gawker.com/5054219/sarah-palins-other-man-brad-hanson-the-plausible-details-at-last



The National Enquirer has the details of what the tabloid dubs its "exhaustive" and "extensive" probe of Sarah Palin's extramarital dalliance this week. It was not with that guy who had his divorce papers sealed, but with a city council member in nearby Palmer (pop: smaller than Wasilla) they say! And from the looks of his facial hair, he is a total Toddpelganger.* It went down in the nineties, when David Foster Wallace and Elizabeth Wurtzel were an item, and it involved: snowmobiles, remote cabins, polygraphs, declarations of love, small-town politics and another one of those wackjob ex-brothers-in-law that are such a rich natural resource in Alaska. Full story after the jump!

Okay, Brad Hanson. Born in Montana, he grew up in small town Alaska, was a high school jock and is basically the exact same as Todd Palin down to the facial hair but not nearly as totally awesome, which sort of stands to reason why Palin would fall in love with him. A supporter of strip malls and self-professed enemy of "small-town charm" the Palmer football/hockey coach and property developer bonded with Todd over sports and hunting-type activities and ran a snowmobile dealership together until Todd discovered Brad and Sarah had been bonding, according to the Enquirer, over a shared interest in politics.

The Enquirer says Sarah Palin told friends the relationship was never "consummated" but you know how they get around that in Islam.

Here's their evidence:

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5. I love the hair & glasses, though. Whoever made this doll has seen right through her "chic" facade

and has captured her true inner fundieness. And that, combined with the outfit on the right, is just absolutely freaking hilarious to me.