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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:04 PM
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I think Im gonna go sign up for the army...
then on the first day of basic tell them I'm a lesbian.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:08 PM
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1. I think you'll be stuck in the army.
Its harder to get out these days. They're desperate.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:12 PM
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4. Nope, discharges under DADT are higher than ever!
:eyes:
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:08 PM
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2. Be careful. They might intentionally put you on the front lines.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:11 PM
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3. I often wondered what would happen...
How nice you want to be the guinea pig!

:p

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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:14 PM
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5. Who knows? Maybe they'll send you straight to Iraq instead.
I could see this admin doing that purely out of spite.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:26 PM
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6. Never put yourself in harm's way just to make a point.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:49 PM
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7. I know....but they just make me so FUCKIN ANGRY!!!
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:53 PM
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8. You a woman? Just askin'
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 05:21 PM
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11. Yeah...I'm black too.
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roamer65 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 04:53 PM
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9. The recruiter will say...
"I didn't hear you say that..." You'd be stuck in the army.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 05:02 PM
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10. That's not a crime. It's the ACTS that are "the problem," not the orientation.
"Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue, don't harass" are the guidelines for all, not just the gay people.

The policy was designed to be a midpoint measure to test the policy (and assuage the panic-stricken idiots) before lifting the ban entirely. It's way past time to lift it.

If Gore had been given his win it would have happened by now.
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