cheney dressed in a moose suit goes hunting with sarah palin and....

[Gato Moteado]

...she's wearing a harry whittington mask and they both get liquored up before loading their guns and hitting the trail....who makes it out alive?

[JenniferJuniper]

1. The moose. N/T

[DS1]

2. Planet Earth

[Solly Mack]

3. Lynne Cheney does

Unbeknown to both Cheney and Palin, Lynne is lurking behind a tree and sees her chance to be play the grieving, albeit comfortably wealthy, widow. And... for all Palin's religious right credentials, Lynne feels Palin simply wouldn't add to the social scene that is D.C. - She just can't endure the thought of the Vice President's house becoming a moose lodge.