What the hell are *you* CAPTIONing at?

[underpants]

[liberal N proud]

1. 5 more months and I can go fail at something else

[sinkingfeeling]

2. "Why didn't I let Jeb take this job? I coulda stayed drunk!"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. He DID stay drunk.

:rofl:

[radfringe]

3. flashback

[firedupdem]

4. He looks like the ass he is! n/t

[paparush]

5. Paraguay..wonder if they have good tacos down there?

[Ganja Ninja]

7. "Fuck ya'all, 4 more months and I'm outa here suckers!"

[Javaman]

8. in morons head, "huh, who is that guy. why is he looking at me that way.

something in my teeth? no. man, this guy is annoying me. what does this mother fucker want? fuck him, I'm the commander guy, the decider. hurrmph! Fucker!"

Over a loud speaker: "I'd like to dedicate our new statue..."

[Warpy]

9. Fuck off, peasant

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking:" "I wish we had a better economy and could leave Iraq. Why is the Times always so

angry? If I had a different name, it would be Sam. I love my briefings. War is tiring sometimes. I get to watch the game tonight. I wish I did't always have to wear a suit outside. I knew a guy who taught himself to dream in pig latin. I . . . ."

[DS1]

11. Why is that peasant on higher ground than me

Someone's gonna hear about this