I think we all need a smile today!

[napi21]

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A
SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
NIGHT
WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND." NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00
CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
50-YEAR-OLD
WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."



MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND
WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.



AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE
CRISES!

[David__77]

1. Heh...

Some things hit a little too close to home. But I do indeed need a laugh...

[napi21]

3. I didn't mean to upset anyone. I just thoughtit was funny. n/t

[Vadem]

2. LOL! You're right! You had better watch out for the 25yr and older..

wives! I mean, married years-wise,of course! You know, we have learned a few things through the years, just as you have! I adore your beautiful wife of 25 years! I pray she keeps up the pressure on you so that you realize that OLDER IS BETTER! and don't you forget it, either!