Dennis Miller has declared war on Obama

[pokerfan]

because Obama referred to McSame's economic plan as a 'pig.' Faux outrage.

Evidence that the RW kool-aid doesn't merely destroy one's reading comprehension. It apparently obliterates the memory as well. Not unlike Tommy Lee Jones' 'flashy-thingy' in 'Men in Black.'



What a putz.

[babylonsister]

1. Dennis who? Are we talking about a has-been?

:boring:

[WritersBlock]

3. Didn't he used to be a mediocre comedian or something like that? n/t

[lob1]

8. Dennis Filler. They use him when the can't find someone important.

[bigscott]

2. he is a fucking nobody

dennis Miller? gimme a fucking break - the only people that listen to that douche bag are Faux news listeners

[Ilsa]

62. Oh, he's a somebody. Remember, they had to hire

a fucking chimp to cohost with him, and when the audience was upset that he wasn't fucking the chimp, they had to pay them to sit through his witless blatherings.

[AllentownJake]

4. Dennis hasn't been mildly relevant since 1990

I don't know who has less talent him or Medved.

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. Probably Miller.

Medved, at least is a genuine right wing fascist who believes the shit he says. Miller's only doing it to try to salvage his pathetic "career".

[melody]

5. Dennis is heading for a has-been reality show

You just know he is.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

36. I bet Tonya harding can whip his ass in the ring.

[speedoo]

6. I welcome Dennis Miller's declaration.

He's such a fucking twit that his opposition means votes for Obama.

[Matariki]

7. Who's Dennis Miller?

and I mean that sincerely.

[terrya]

9. Isn't he hosting a game show these days?

I think he'd better stick to that gig.

[Orsino]

10. Dennis is too smart to have been fooled this way...

...but he is enough of a whore to pretend he was.

[pokerfan]

18. I'm still of the opinion that it's just a schtick

His whole life has been a schtick.

Just heard Randi Rhodes say, "spare me this faux outrage!"

Quite right.

[SoCalDem]

11. Has been, wannabee comedian doesn't like our candidate..boo hoo

go puff up your perm, Dennis:)

[EFerrari]

12. That's funny. Slate dug up a video of McCain calling Clinton health plan

the same. That's the big news today so far, how many people have used this expression.

[pokerfan]

25. It's a very old American colloquialism

But then, so is McCain.

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. At least it won't be an intellectual war.... Dennis is unarmed there...

[Stop Cornyn]

15. I wish they would bring back "The Love Boat" to give these has-beens something to do instead of

right-wing blaterfesting.

[DemzRock]

16. Dennis Miller - Huge WindBag Has Been who knows some long words..

and irrelevant esoteric analogies that border on inanity.

What an irrelevant nothing.

[ihavenobias]

48. Now THAT was the perfect description, especially WRT the esoteric analogies n/t

[Lucky 13]

17. What the hell happened to that guy?

[Curtland1015]

20. George Dubya gave Dennis a ride on his airplane.

Dennis was so impressed he became a republican... or something along those lines.

Also, 9/11 turned him into a scared old man. It was sad really.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

19. We should be careful with this one.

A few years ago he declared war on his own career and look what happened.

:evilgrin:

[Curtland1015]

22. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

:D

[pokerfan]

28. Nice

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[im1013]

21. Every time I see Dennis Miller now,

I ask myself..."What the FUCK happened to him??"
#1. He used to be pretty damn liberal, and ragged on the GOP all the time.
#2. He's not even funny anymore..not even if you're a GOPpie!

How the hell did that happen??
Maybe it was the "flashy-thingy", that is about the only thing that makes any sense.

:eyes:

[TheCowsCameHome]

23. Someone lend Miller a mirror. He'll see a lipstick-less pig up close.

:rofl:

[lurky]

24. Well, he won his war against comedy.

I guess he needs a new target. :shrug:

[NightHawk63]

26. Another log on my bonfire of hatred for that steaming turd. (nt)

[Cheap_Trick]

27. Dennis Miller's still alive?

Oh, it's just his career that's dead.

How sad.

He used to be funny.

Now he's just a pathetic, raving shill.

[wryter2000]

29. What's he going to use for an army?

Logic? Hardly. Humor? He's sadly lacking in that category. His bully pulpit? Don't make me laugh.

Dennis the Irrelevant

[pokerfan]

31. It's pitiable really

just a frightened, gracelessly aging old man with nothing but a thesaurus and a collection of pop trivia in his book of tricks.

Think of a sixty-year-old Cliff Claven with a slightly larger vocabulary.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

30. Has anyone heard if Kelley Monteith supports Obama?

How about Gallagher?

[ladywnch]

64. Kelley Monteith?!!!! there's a blast from the past. is he still alive/working?

[YOY]

32. I've figured out your joke formula Mr. Miller. Sorry to inform.

History/Pop Culture Figure + very + Action is like 2nd History/Pop Culture Figure + Verb + 3rd history/Pop Culture Figure possessive + Noun losely connected to 2nd History/Pop Culture Figure.

E.g. Rush Baugh claming to not having sex with little boys is like Salvador Dali claiming to paint George Steinbrenner's Rolex.

[Bright Eyes]

33. Him and what army?

His five listeners?

[vanderBeth]

34. When was the last time somebody gave a shit about what Dennis Miller says?

[NightHawk63]

37. On my school's messageboard (Univ of Memphis)...

There's a poster that has Dennis Miller's ugly mug as his/her avatar. I just can't bring myself to read those posts.

[Burma Jones]

35. Oh Dennis, you've alienated the only people educated enough to find your obscure references amusing

Can you even score a Podcast?

[YOY]

45. It's the sad truth...

You think some fundie nutjob in Kansas knows what dadaism is? You think that some yuppie MBA cares about what a Auto de Fe is?

Hell, they probably think Magellan is something that goes in your shoes.

[20score]

49. That's damn good.

[ladywnch]

66. exactly! it's amazing how he so screwed his career. his audience isn't

bright enough to get most of his stuff.

[Bob Dobbs]

38. Dennis is an impotent waste of protoploasm.

Not funny, either.

[lame54]

39. Is this like his War on Humor?

[EnviroBat]

40. Dennis who? Oh right, that narcissistic asshole that loves the sound of his own voice.

Dennis Miller is a fucking tool.

[SmokingJacket]

41. Talk about a one-sided war!

Like Antarctica declaring war on Asia, or something.

[bullwinkle428]

42. I declared war on Miller years ago by refusing

to pay attention to anything that ever came out of his mouth!!

[Riddler]

43. Maybe Miller can join Chuck Norris on a national "Used to be Relevent" tour.

I'm sure they could probably draw enough people to fill a Denny's

[lpbk2713]

44. Last I heard of him he was doing car wash openings.

And I think that was when his career peaked.

It's been a downward spiral ever since.

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[Arugula Latte]

46. Everything that guy touches turns to mierda.

He's got the reverse midas touch going.

[Rambis]

47. Dennis has serious problems

with drink and drugs- :crazy:

[rucky]

50. Did he say that on his show?

oh, wait. he doesn't have a show anymore.

Next!

[pokerfan]

55. Yeah, on his radio show

He said that he had always thought that Obama was basically a nice guy but said the lipstick comment was over the line. :banghead: :dunce:

[Celeborn Skywalker]

51. Lol.

Dennis Miller is one of the most unfunny "comedians" out there.

[Javaman]

52. that's what makes miller a classic. it's his....time...time...timing...

is he going to use some of that humor he's supposedly known for? if so, we have nothing to worry about.

[whistler162]

53. Well he ain't the Prime Minister of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick

so no worries there!

[MilesColtrane]

54. Note to Dennis:

Hey babe, if you want to be able to make your new friends laugh, you're going to have to use smaller words.
Try less Voltaire references and more Hee Haw.

[RagAss]

56. He's as funny as a cancer cell.

[spanone]

57. he's not worth the rage pissant

[SalmonChantedEvening]

58. He's declared war on Comedy too.

He hasn't been funny for over 15 years.

Shaddap, babe.

[Telly Savalas]

59. But the lead singer of "Men Without Hats" has declared war on McCain

so we're even.

[dchill]

68. Very good!!!

Like brand new Fiskars, you are!
:thumbsup:

[Zhade]

60. Pffft. He's still busy with the two-front war he launched on reason and himself.

NT!

[Dukkha]

61. That's like a stranger telling you they'll never speak to you again

Get over yourself Denny boy, everyone else has.

[RainDog]

63. Is Dennis Miller still on tv?

and if he is.. who cares?

[Ilsa]

65. Someone here said "radio." He doesn't have the voice or the brains for radio. nt

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

67. The same Dennis Miller who insulted my home state on HBO

After UC invited him to WV and we gave him a sold out show in 1992, he went on TV and trashed everyone here as a bunch of backwoods rednecks.
Yeah, this is a guy to call for civility. He really gets small town values.

[dchill]

69. You know, the guy used to have a pretty sharp mind...

What in the HELL happened? Is fear that crippling? That it can destroy the mind AND the sense of humor?

[pokerfan]

71. It was the Flashy Thing!

Either that or 9/11 scarred him for life and left him a hollow humorless shell of his former self, some kind of emotional cripple who is willing to trade away our blood, treasure and indeed even our freedoms in exchange for the mere perception of safety.

Ben Franklin would have found his ilk contemptible.

[tulip]

70. He's desperate for work.

If you're not funny and stink as a sports castor I guess acting foolish in public will automatically get you a spot on Fox News! yawn.

[MadHound]

72. Poor Dennis, still trying to stay relevent and stay in the spotlight

Decades after his time passed him by. He really is making a pathetic fool out of himself now.

He was great with SNL, especially the news gig(a bit that greatly influenced Jon Stewart and many others). But he couldn't change or adapt, so now his schtick is simply being the cranky old uncle trying to stay hip and with it, and failing miserably. He should retire gracefully rather than continuing to make an ass out of himself because this prolonged twilight of his career is just plain and simply sad and pathetic.