Giuliani declares "WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO!"

[Phentex]

In one of the most startling discoveries since the revelation that mini-van driving, soccer moms were given the right to vote, Republicans are delighted to declare "Women are people, too!"

In Pictionary style, Giuliani clutched his fists to his chest to illustrate to the Republicans "She represents a new generation."

"John McCain has chosen for the future." It's women. Doesn't that beat all?

A household name since September 2, 2008, Sarah Palin was referred to by Giuliani as "...already one of the most successful governors in America and THE most popular." There she was... all along. Who knew?

Giuliani also defied anyone to ask her how she planned to find the time to manage her family and her job. "When do they ever ask a man that question?" Republicans at the convention cheered in pure delight at the bold, radical new thought. It simply never occurred to them before.

[melody]

1. Says the party that destroyed the ERA n/t

[gblady]

3. and wants to make their bodies....

subject to the government.

[PA Democrat]

2. True, women are people, but according to Rudy's 2 ex-wives, the jury is still out on Rudy

[Enrique]

4. ...

[ToddRodd]

5. The standard

You have to admit, men would not be asked about being home with the kids because traditionally men are supposed to be the ones out there making a living for his family. It's very clear that the republican masses will simply ingest and swallow anything if it sounds good and not offensive to republicans.

Giuliani's comment was simply dumb.

[Phentex]

7. But some have been asking the question

"Why aren't *men* asked this question?" FOR YEARS AND YEARS. Now *he* says it, and it's delcared a Republican idea, so refreshing and new.

[ToddRodd]

8. Exactly!

[spanone]

6. bwahahahahaaaa...