Where in the hell is the crystal meth???

[mitchum]

crazy fundy church
knocked up (again) teenager
secessionist movement membership
gun nuts who shoot anything breathing
shotgun wedding
high school drop outs
arrests
military or jail
fucking husband's business partner

C'mon, the crank can't be too far away...

[tridim]

1. It might explain the perkiness.

[Ashy Larry]

2. I think all candidates for vice president should have to pass a drug test.

[onethatcares]

12. I think all candidates for all offices should have to pass a drug test

and another one when over 100 of their supporters request it. Oh, and I want the same healthcare package our representatives have. Peace

[MannyGoldstein]

3. Just Give It A Week

Just before the body dug up in the basement.

Palin is a perpetual Christmas - the gifts just keep coming...

[Cattledog]

4. Right here baby! (link)

http://www.dec.state.ak.us/SPAR/PERP/methlab/methlab_listing.htm

Wasilla 6 labs for a population of 6K

[stillcool]

16. Wow...They're cooking up a storm..

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Oh, the smack is there.

Lying in wait.

Give it time to work its wonders!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. A friend just told me

that the National Enquirer - of John Edwards fame - is about to report that Sarah Palin had an affair with her husband's business partner.

Now, let us sit back and enjoy our brief moment.............

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. Well if true, it had better ruin her political career like it did Edwards!

She had better NOT be let off the hook simply because she's a re :puke: Fair is fair, after all!

[JDPriestly]

15. That is not to be believed. But then I didn't believe it about Edwards

either. Maybe I just don't run in the right circles. I know this happens and commonly - but I don't like to think that it does until the evidence is presented to me.

[undeterred]

7. they built a new facility for it in wasilla - cost 22 million

[lpbk2713]

8. Miss Congeniality ....... NOT!

"Oh. I guess I must be mistaken on that. <flutters eyelashes>"

[Critters2]

9. Give it time.

Wednesday's special is "National Enquirer announces extra-marital affair".

Meth is Thursday's problem du jour.

[Blaze Diem]

14. haaaaaaaaa..holy shit this is too much....so methday comes after Thursday

but before friday cuz friday news is a whole 'nother story already..

Well, at this rate the next 2 months should go by pretty fast.
Before you know it we will have a new Pres.

Keep the drama coming Palin..

[Critters2]

20. And on Saturday we have our famous "Son joined military to avoid jail time"

served with fries and cole slaw. I recommend it.

[lynnertic]

28. I pray for his safety. We don't need another hero.

To paraphrase Tina Turner

[ColbertWatcher]

23. Hey! What about Friday? The weekend? n/t

[Critters2]

24. See post # 20 above. Thanks for asking!

:hi:

[Cleita]

10. Randi Rhodes said there were 32 meth labs operating in Wasilla when

Palin was the mayor. If you want sources, Randi usually puts them up on her website after a show.

[vinylsolution]

13. 32 meth labs in one small town?

... Geeez, I thought Wyoming was the USA's #1 meth lab!

[Cleita]

22. Sorry, I heard it wrong, it was 42. Here's the link.

http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/030805/sta_20050308002.shtml

[ColbertWatcher]

31. "a 13-year-old boy who answered the door bragged that his mom cooked the best meth in the valley"

Oh, man.

I wonder if any of Failin' Palin's earmarks helped the local economy?

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. Tough on Drugs, isn't she.

:eyes:

[Junkdrawer]

17. the original Reddit rumor said Bristol snorted diet pills ...

AKStuart

Went to school with the daughter in question for a few months, before they moved from Juneau to Anchorage.

Word on the street was that she snorted diet pills and smoked other such things. I'm pretty sure she did a lot of other things, too.

This pregnancy rumor has been popping up a lot in our school (well, at least until I graduated last year.) I wouldn't doubt it, either.

...

http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6f3nq/coverup_alaska_gov_palin_r_announced_she_was/c058816

[kestrel91316]

18. Oh, keep digging. I'm pretty sure it's in there somewhere.

Maybe one of the 200 meth labs in Wasilla is hers?

:shrug:

My assistant disagrees. She thinks maybe she was protecting the meth labs from scrutiny by the law for a cut of the take. Mind you, this is just crass speculation. But you never know with this woman. She has turned out to be, well, INTERESTING.

[EFerrari]

19. All we need is for a photographer to catch her in a Safeway parking lot

fussing over a cart, with the wheels up, no?

[BurtWorm]

21. Has anyone reported on what the husband and partner's business was?

:think:

[lpbk2713]

27. Selling protection and supplies to the meth labs?

Wasilla seemed to be quite a thriving hub in the Alaskan meth community.

There has to be a good reason why that sort of business was so successful. :eyes:

[lynnertic]

29. He's an oil man. But they don't have partners.

He went back to work for BP shortly after she took office.

[amandabeech]

34. The two of them had a fishing business and a car wash business interest.

The car wash didn't file its state business papers and the legal entity under which it operated was dissolved.

I seem to recall reading that Todd got caught fishing out of season and had to pay $370.

Really, if only half of this stuff is true, the Palin family is a disaster zone.

[lynnertic]

25. Wasilla is the Meth capital of Alaska - 2003

Troopers dub Mat-Su area the meth capital of Alaska
http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/030805/sta_20050308002.shtml

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

26. Let's keep playing into their game.

I can see the comeback now.

black guy
wacko church
cocaine
muslim school
gun grabber
corrupt Chicago politician

I think this is what they wanted with this pick. Make things ugly so they can't be accused of doing it first.

Welcome to election 2008

[BronxBoy]

30. But they have done it first. n/t

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

35. It won't seem that way.

All people will remember is the way that poor woman was treated. I'm telling you we walked right into it. They knew everything, they had completely vetted her and they planned exactly how it was going to go. Her acceptance speech last night was the strongest evidence of that.

David

[lynnertic]

32. "Make things ugly so they can't be accused of doing it first."

Interesting strategy. I would not have seen it coming. Good point.

[katty]

33. 42 labs