GOP Claims Palin's Teen Daughter's Pregnancy Is All Hillary's Fault (Satire)

[CLG_News]

GOP Claims Palin's Teen Daughter's Pregnancy Is All Hillary's Fault By R J Shulman 03 Sep 2008 (Satire!)

ST. PAUL, Minnesota – Key leaders of the Republican Party are going on the offensive to head off criticism of their new Vice Presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin due to the disclosure that her 17-year old unmarried daughter Bristol is pregnant. "If it wasn’t for Hillary's long time support of loose morals and whipping up women to think they can make decisions about their own bodies, none of this would have happened," said Grover Norquist, anti-tax activist and GOP leader. "Staying married to that cheating liar of a husband of hers, gave the message to our daughters that it is acceptable to lose all respect for themselves and to forget our all important teachings of abstinence only. Shame on the Clintons. They should be impeached all over again," said senior McCain advisor Steve Schmidt.

"The focus of blame lies clearly with the Clintons and the rest of the Godless Democrats," said Family Research president Tony Perkins, "and certainly not with the Palin's. Fortunately, their daughter Bristol believes in pro-life and will keep the child and will marry the child's father as soon as a suitable father can be located." More importantly for Palin and the Republicans, the elder statesman of the evangelical movement, James Dobson of the powerful Focus on the Family organization said he backs Palin completely. "We all know that this teen pregnancy is the result of the Democrat Party's unabashed support of the gay agenda."

:rofl:

<snip>

[mnhtnbb]

1. Hilarious!

:rofl:

[CLG_News]

2. Thanks - R J Shulman is a riot! n/t

[Ishoutandscream2]

3. Yes, it's satire. But just wait. The Clenis will be somehow blamed

for all of this. You just watch.