== God ditches the GOP = By Mark Morford

[madokie]

This just in: Even the Lord has abandoned the desperate, shameful Right

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/03/notes090308.DTL&nl=fix

This just in: Hurricane of delicious irony slams Republican National Convention, flooding the streets of Minneapolis/St. Paul with rivers of savage hypocrisy as levees of evangelical denial and sexual confusion overflow into the streets, leaving stunned party members scrambling in vain for shaky moral high ground.

Meanwhile, clever looters smash windows of opportunity and steal valuable quips about underage sex and teen pregnancy, as everyone gets a very unsettling if not downright weird taste of warped pro-gun anti-choice elk-kabob conservative Alaskan family values. YouTube at 11.

Yes, the rumors are true. The cosmic votes have all been tallied, and I do believe we can now say, with some measure of happy certainty, that God appears to be just as sick-to-death of the Republican Party as the rest of us.

But let's back up for a moment, just to be sure. Let's imagine the hot 'n' febrile reaction if, say, an enormous storm had come thundering through Denver during DNC '08, if some gale force winds or bowel-shaking rainfall had shut the city down, prophetically timing itself just right to thwart the Democratic Party's biggest party and stop Barack Obama from making all sorts of stunning history as he delivered his record-breaking speech to a wary and Bush-ravaged nation. ...

[malaise]

1. Excellent article

Jon Stewart had two great sections on this last night.

The Best Fucking News Team Ever - Hurricane Gustav Relief and Samantha Bee's Category 5 Shitstorm.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/

[Ian David]

2. See also:

http://TinyUrl.com/GodHatesDobson

[sakabatou]

3. LOLZ

[SidDithers]

4. I love Morford..

thanks for posting. K&R.

Sid

[unblock]

5. judgment. you can't miss it.

[B Calm]

6. Morford is the Jimmy Hendrix of writers!

[central scrutinizer]

7. see also

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

[MzNov]

8. Oh he's a gem, isn't he? n/t

[leveymg]

9. She's had to kick them out of the house several times

Remember this one?



And this?