What to expect from a President Palin?

[Philosoraptor]

Let's assume mccain croaks from old age or cancer while in office, then we have president palin, (assuming the election has already been stolen by the repubs), what could we expect from a president palin?

Open season on wildlife? Declaring Alaska a sovereign nation? A caribou in every garage?

[opihimoimoi]

1. Mooseburgers

[Matariki]

2. More like overthrow of Roe v. Wade

Further encroachment of the wingnut Theocracy dictating aspects of our private lives.

Not a joke really.

[cali]

3. fortunately, the odds of that are shrinking by the moment.

[Kutjara]

4. If her actions when she became governor are any guide, she'll...

...send a letter to every American, informing them that they are no longer citizens, and inviting them to reapply for their citizenship. The criteria for citizenship will be the degree to which each individual supports Palin and her agenda. You're either with her or you're in the market for a new country.

Oh, and America will be renamed Alaskaland.

And the national bird will be a stuffed eagle. With a side-order of fries.

[SoCalDem]

5. Salmon burritos, Moosemilkshakes, bear-tongue stew

and pregnant teenagers in every home :)

and a fishin' boat on concrete blocks in every front yard

[KillCapitalism]

6. A President that's so inept...

that we'll be calling the Bush years the good 'ol days.

[Island Blue]

7. Sharia law? n/t