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[The Straight Story]

[dubeskin]

1. McCain is THIS long?! n/t

[dysfunctional press]

2. being born with two left hands has not been an impediment for the governor...

nt

[flvegan]

3. It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

[whistle]

4. "Of course I'm an air-head, but only this much, the rest is koolaid."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Domo Origato Sarah Roboto

:D

[QC]

6. The winner! n/t

[LuckyLib]

12. Ha! Best caption yet!

[lonestarnot]

7. McSame and McMoose ages are about that much apart.

[beac]

8. "If you're a token and you know it, clap your hands!"

[begin_within]

9. I usually just rub it like this for a while.

[lunatica]

10. Doesn't she know the beehive hairdoo went out in the 60's

When women started wearing their hair long and loose with bellbottoms, and general hippy attire, miniskirts, boots made for stomping, shindig, hullabaloo, and laugh in. She's trying to relive the hairspray teased to voluminous fat hair of the 50's! The female version of the golden age of the Republican throwback to the 50's.

Sorry no caption, just amazement at the retarded retrograde swing back to an era that only existed in the Father Knows Best studio.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. "So I bear left at the Aleutian Islands, and Russia is just a few miles up on the right?"

"Got it"

[lunatica]

13. Oviously she was facing north as she traveled down the Aleutian islands

She was traveling on that Bridge to Nowhere and it only has a lane that goes North.

Got it.

[Indenturedebtor]

14. "Door number 2? My Goodness It's A Republican!Congratulations! You've won a Broken Government!!!!!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. "I was this far away from replacing Vanna White..but they insisted on a dumb BLONDE."