Quick Obama Comebacks

[Demi_Babe]

Obama is a Muslim. No YOU'RE a Muslim!

Obama helped Bill Ayers make bombs. At age EIGHT?

Obama dissed Hilary. That was Bill

Obama's too young. McCain's a crinkly old guy

Obama's too black. Really? I don't see color. (Note--make sure to deliver this is ultra smug tone of voice)

Obama lacks experience. Rumsfeld had experience.

Obama won't fight back. (Drop whatever you're doing. Put up fists. Put theme to "Rocky" on full blast and then whisper like you're Clint Eastwood, "You want a piece of me? Huh?"

Michelle said "Whitey" Cindy is a freakin alien.

Obama's thinks he's so smart. He is, Moron!

Obama's out of touch. You're STILL a MUSLIM!

Obama is Cheney's 9th Cousin Removed. Hey man. we all have our evil side.

Obama's too vague. So you'd rather go with the lies?

Obama talks too pretty. I'll see what I can do to dumb him up.

[eleny]

1. McCane: Get off my lawn!

[dkf]

2. That would be funny...

Gotta practice...No YOU'RE A MUSLIM. I like it.

[madeline_con]

3. Can we maybe NOT use Muslim as a derogatory name? n/t

[gi4obama]

4. Biden should help write some one-liners for him!

:dem:

[deacon]

5. Obama has to be more direct like biden or he will look inexperienced. This is hardball,

this is what he wanted he's gotta get a grip on this fast.