Tire pressure gauges? LOL! We'll shake these at Cindy in MN:

[elehhhhna]

[Raven]

1. I know two very good people who got addicted to pain meds...

granted, they didn't steal to get them, but I don't think it's a good idea to go there.

[elehhhhna]

2. She's the clevest addict I've ever heard of...give her that...

but if Michelle had been a junkie, d'ya think it would be off limits?

[AlinPA]

5. Exactly. Media/rpigs would be going wild.

[NNN0LHI]

9. No they wouldn't because Obama would not be running for president if she had been

That would have been a deal breaker.

Don

[johnaries]

11. Michelle still wouldn't have opened her own "charity"

to act as her personal supplier.

[miles 2 go]

3. I like it

lol funny. Of course she could dive into the audience to "see" what you have. gobble gobble

[Cheap_Trick]

6. have a bottle of pills in one hand to rattle

and some keys in the other to jangle......

Get both McCains all riled up....

[miles 2 go]

7. very good n/t

[PDJane]

4. I'd hope we were above that kind of cruelty.........

[miles 2 go]

8. Nope

Guess not. But don't worry, it's all in fun. You don't think they are really going to do it do you?

[Fuzz]

10. Remember this?

I'm sure we all do.

[MiniMe]

12. I like the idea of showing up with heads of lettuce

And signs that say "I'll pick lettuce for $50/hour. Please hire me, my job was shipped overseas"

[XemaSab]

13. We should get bottle openers

that say "McCain economic policy."