I Just Got a Text Message (from my wife)!
MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:31 PM
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I Just Got a Text Message (from my wife)! |
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Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 02:36 PM by MarianJack
She told me to stop checking my phone every 14 seconds! It's too damned obsessive-compulsive!
I think she may have a point!
PEACE!
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:35 PM
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1. Someone was dumb enough to marry you? |
MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:37 PM
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...that I got the better end of the deal!
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KatyMan
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:40 PM
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Marryin' Jack. Or at least sounds like it :D
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MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:47 PM
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10. True, bur it's SUPPOSED to sound like... |
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..."Maria and Jack". She's Maria (the cute smart & great one) and I'm Jack (the tubby one).
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Fri Aug-22-08 03:21 PM
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well then that was a seriously lame joke by me! Funny, my wife is also the cute smart and great one, and I'm the (relatively) tubby one...
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MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 03:24 PM
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16. No Harm, No Foul. Besides... |
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...sometimes lame jokes are the best, and bad puns are MUCH funnier than good ones!
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Fri Aug-22-08 03:26 PM
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My wife hates the shows and movies I like because I like really DUMB humor
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:35 PM
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2. obsessice-compulsive -- That's coming out in the DSM V, right? |
MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:38 PM
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A BIG :spank: to myself for that one!
Fixed.
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:35 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 02:39 PM by DianaForRussFeingold
:spray: :rofl:
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MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:40 PM
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A little chuckle is a good thing.
My wife geta a little chuckle every time she sees me naked! I understand what's so funny when I look in the mirror (before it breaks).
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:41 PM
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:46 PM
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Fri Aug-22-08 03:20 PM
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13. No, I mean I got one from your wife also!!! |
MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 03:22 PM
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15. See? She's REALLY Smart! |
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Fri Aug-22-08 02:50 PM
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plus you're driving her away
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MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 03:14 PM
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...just self-deprecating humor.
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Fri Aug-22-08 03:24 PM
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17. Phones have ringers, vibrate, vibrate and ring, etc. |
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No need to check every 14 seconds.
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MarianJack
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Fri Aug-22-08 04:01 PM
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19. I Know. I'm Just using... |
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...that humor thing so many people like.
I always keep my phone on vibrate. All of the rings annoy me and I'm too damn cheap to buy another ring tone.
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