What's McCain afraid of...

[EnviroBat]

It makes me nervous sometimes to see Barack in front of crowds because this is sometime a sick, and unpredictable world we live in. But he's fucking brave for campaigning the way he does, and I admire him for it. So I found it odd recently from some news footage that it appears that Johnny Boy wears some sort of protective vest under his clothes when he is out in public, which in contrast to Obama, I find cowardly. The picture is somewhat fuzzy and it could be an over-starched shirt bunching up over puss-filled, bloated crap, but it looks an awful lot like a protective vest. The "tough guy maverick" bullshit, is just that, bullshit.


fig 1


On the other hand, it would appear that Barack only wears a standard-issue protective Hanes t-shirt.


fig 2

So the question is; What is John McCain so afraid of? Do Republicans know that, fundamentally they, are deeply hated by not only us here at home, but by the world in general? I don't really understand their logic. Due to recent events, I'm starting to feel like we should all be wearing vests to protect ourselves from rabid Hannity listeners.

[ColbertWatcher]

1. Admiral McCombover is wearing a girdle. n/t

[Binka]

2. Sorry he is no Admiral. My Dad is a flag officer McShitStain is not.

The girdle remark is funny though.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. Of course he's not an Admiral.

He isn't a leader either.

But I call him that to remind him that he isn't.

I doubt he ever reads DU, but the thought of him being reminded of never making it to the rank that his father and grandfather had is reason enough for me to do it.

[EnviroBat]

3. Oh! Is thaaaaat what it is?

:rofl:

[Kierkegaard]

6. I wonder...

could it be a revolutionary, ergonomically shaped colostomy bag?

On second thought, no. It seems to me, most of his excrement exits through his pie hole, negating the need for a receptacle.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. According to an article I just read

in this month's Esquire, McCain's biggest fear - seriously - is of finding himself alone in a room.

I would think that being in a room with Cindy would be a lot like being alone.

[peekaloo]

7. He likes to slip on Cindy's dominatrix garb for giggles.

[lonestarnot]

8. He's afraid we are onto his cheat.

[EnviroBat]

9. Interesting...

and yeah, we are.

[lonestarnot]

10. OMG stealing the little man!

[asdjrocky]

11. He's wearing Mittens underware.

[CitizenPatriot]

12. that's just skelator!

she lost some weight, but I'm sure that's her wrist sling and prescription pad; I'd know her style anywhere.