In a melee, who would you want to lose: the Phelps clan or Scientology?

[XemaSab]

:shrug:

[JackintheGreen]

1. There's a Sophie's Choice sequel?!?

[ColbertWatcher]

10. Sophie's Choice? Neither of those cults are innocents. n/t

[libnnc]

2. Freddie vs Fair Gamers?

Ooooh that's a toughie.

:popcorn:

[ColbertWatcher]

12. You know, it seems the FBi pulled a "Fair Game" on Ivins, the anthrax guy. n/t

[libnnc]

18. I don't doubt it.

Not one bit.

[ColbertWatcher]

21. There are too many similarities.

I wonder who taught who: the FBI or the $cientologists?

[AlCzervik]

3. Is Tom Cruise at the melee?

[sutz12]

4. I'd have to say "Yes."

:shrug:

[LisaM]

5. I voted Scientologists only because there's more of them and they are more insidious

Phelps is horrible, but his movement really doesn't have the traction.

[Selatius]

6. Whoever wins, we lose.

[RaleighNCDUer]

11. Nah -

Whoever loses, WE WIN!

LET em tear each other up!

I'll pop another brew and sit back to enjoy it.

[donco6]

7. Decisions, decisions . . .

I'd pick Scientology, only because you'd really be clearing out a lot of whackos all at once. The Phelps bunch only help gay people these days, anyway.

[pscot]

8. M.A.D.

:popcorn:


There once were two cats of Kilkenny
Each thought there was one cat too many
So they fought and they hit
And they scratched and they bit
'Til (excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails)
Instead of two cats there weren't any!

[Swamp Rat]

9. If Fred Phelps shows up at the Isaac Hayes funeral, he is history.

Kaput.

[hootinholler]

13. Ninjas!

Absolutely. I think the Pirates should kick all their asses.

-Hoot

[zbdent]

14. I'd settle for a draw in a battle to the death ...

[LostinVA]

15. What a cruel, cruel poll -- but I chose the Xenu Clan

They've hurt way more people DIRECTLY than Phelps, and have way moere clout, respect, and money (thanks, Tom Cruise!!!).

[Bucky]

16. Phelps is evil. Scientologists are mostly just annoying.

[Firespirit]

17. The Phelpsies are taken seriously by no one

$cientology, however, has ruined finances and torn apart families, in its quest to replace a legitimate branch of medicine with its brand of quackery and fraud.

No contest on this one.

[XemaSab]

20. If I was a parent and those assholes picketed my child's funeral

I would rip them to pieces with my BARE HANDS. Series.

Spelling. :banghead:

[Initech]

19. Tough call!

Maybe Xenu can pick both of them up in his intergalactic spaceship and drop them into deep space.