What would YOU do if you were totally above the law like bush & cheney?

[Philosoraptor]

Just day dream a bit, how would you conduct yourself if you had absolutely no fear of prosecution and could get away with virtually any conduct, criminal or otherwise?

Me? I'd make marijuana legal and release all the pot smoking political prisoners, then, I'd round up all the criminals connected to the bush crime family, then I'd prosecute the living fuck out of them, then, I'm not real sure what I'd do....

[MercutioATC]

1. Go to the girls' locker room and watch them shower.

Oh, wait...that's what I would do if I could turn invisible.


...when I was 14.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Perhaps, just like Dear Leader does.

Which involves wanking in public.

[conspirator]

3. Create my own cult and organize orgies nt

[Philosoraptor]

4. Unlimited number of wives I assume

[KansDem]

5. Well, the first thing I'd do is go downtown and kick the canes out from under little old ladies...

Just kidding! ;)

But I like your idea of rounding up all the f*cking neo-cons (Bush, Cheney, et al) and putting them on trial with a real justice department. Then I'd consider the cannabis question.

Essentially the same as you but in reverse order. Then I'd round up all the neo-con hate-radio "personalities" and, using their own words, try them for inciting riots and violence, and the like.

Oh, then I'd nationalize energy and healthcare...

[LSK]

6. Send Rush, Billo, Hannity to Gitmo

[Bucky]

7. I would get a job at Burger King and bathe in the kitchen sink. Cause I'm a rebel.

Grrrr. I'm a badass.

[Philosoraptor]

8. You're just no damned good. I like that.

[TooBigaTent]

9. Why bother with trials? Just send them to jail. Directly to jail. Let them live with the general,

violent population for a while. Then to the gallows.

[cliffordu]

22. In the general population, the gallows is never needed.

[Annces]

10. Ban automobiles

and airplanes and ships. Only eco-friendly machines.

[L. Coyote]

11. I would nationalize Big Oil, turn ownership of companies over to employees,

close every US military base outside the USA and bring every troop and armament home, destroy almost ever nuclear weapon, give a whole lot of public land back to the Native Americans, ... basically make a few small but needed corrections.

Oh, and call Hugo Chavez for advice on what to do next. LOL

On edit, I almost forgot to redistribute wealth! So easy to overlook in the first minute of my dictatorship. Please accept my heartfelt apology!

[crikkett]

12. i'd buy oodles of land in paraguay. n/t

[MiniMe]

13. Anything I damn well want to do

[Jack Rabbit]

14. I can't say

Agent Mike would put me in Gitmo.

[norepubsin08]

15. Round up all the right wingers

and stick them on a deserted island and let them play "Lord of the Flies"

[cliffordu]

23. They already are, unfortunately they are doing it with the entire planet.......

[Philosoraptor]

16. xxxxxxxxxx

[Swamp Rat]

17. I'd ask you to be a member of my Omnipotent Cabinet, then put your ideas into action.

:D

[TrogL]

18. nude sunbathing on the Lincoln Memorial

I'm sure he'd approve.

[Philosoraptor]

19. xxxxxxxxxxx

[theboss]

20. Ever see Caligula?

Good times.

Except for the dying part. I would avoid that.

[cliffordu]

21. Bush and Cheney: Extraordinary rendition...Abu Grahib, general population.

I think you get my drift.

[SoCalDem]

24. I would transfer Cheney's wealth to MY bank account

and help him get a job at walmart:)..Lynn could work at Subway..so at least they could get free sandwiches:)