Isaac Hayes's cause of death: Exercise.

[sharesunited]

Cerebral hemorrhage may be listed as the cause of death on his death certificate.

But the smoking gun here was the still-running treadmill next to which his lifeless body was found.

Just another victim of the pursuit of fitness.

[shadowknows69]

1. Irony is a harsh joker

[jobycom]

2. He might have died ten years earlier without it.

[underpants]

3. Oh BS

Jim Fixx died while running but it also kept him alive for a few years he wouldn't have had

[AlCzervik]

4. oh please.

[bullwinkle428]

5. Everyone lay down on the couch and start stuffing your piehole with Cheesy-Poofs!!

[hlthe2b]

6. I've got a "killer treadmill" in my house too

Should I call the swat team?

RIP, dear Isaac. Fatal strokes are fast and probably not a bad way to go, if you had to choose...

[AlCzervik]

8. they're on the way to my house as well, taking the treadmill and the hand weights.

[TomInTib]

7. I stopped exercising the day I got out of the Navy.

Stopped standing in line, too.

And I never get on a waiting list to eat at a restaurant, either.

[TexasObserver]

9. when I get the urge to go running ...

... I lie down until the feeling passes.

[BeatleBoot]

10. I had to give up jogging...

My beer kept foaming up.


{rim shot}