How on earth can Obama EVER overcome distant 3rd-place Edwards' penis?

[JeffR]

Edwards' penis is the immovable object, the unstoppable force!!

Way to fuck up the entire election with your almighty penis, John Edwards.
:eyes:

[Captain Hilts]

1. Good one!

[TahitiNut]

2. Where have all the castrati gone now that we need their soothing voices?

:dunce:

[JeffR]

3. Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi

:yoiks:

[TahitiNut]

4. (ouch)

:rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

5. The problem here is that Edwards is a Democrat ...

... and we all know that Republican politicians are NEVER involved in sex scandals with women not their wives, under-aged boys, public washroom pick-ups and .......................................


















.................... nevermind.

[JeffR]

6. Damn!

I forgot how totally groovy Republikans are. That happens a lot. Hope those KBR detention camps can help me get my mind straight.:silly:

[NanceGreggs]

9. Well, worst comes to worst ...

... here's hoping we're bunkmates at camp!

:loveya:

[JeffR]

10. I am so there!

:hug:

[MrSlayer]

7. It's certainly a near death blow to his campaign.

I'm sure tomorrow's polls will show McCain up by at least 40 points. I don't know how the Obama campaign can recover. I'm not even sure that I can vote for Obama now that John Edwards went and stuck his penis in a woman that was not his wife. I'm shocked to my core that Obama would have allowed him to do something like that.

[JeffR]

11. I know!

Damn Obama's louche ways.

[HispanicUprising]

8. It's getting interesting...

Certainly, more to come.

[Gabi Hayes]

12. not for you, HA

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6613600&mesg_id=6613937

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[saltpoint]

14. This post succeeds on so many levels and for so many reasons.

It's brainy and funny and removes -- REMOVES -- the story from the hands of the mainstream media hacks and places it in an entirely new arena.

I am nominating this post for the next batch of DUzys, and don't see any conflict of interest.