Bush is thinking: "Man, this is taking forever...how many countries ARE there, anyway?"

[Bicoastal]

"Fourteen, fifteen...more than fifteen? Dang."

[liberalmuse]

1. Bush is a colossal asshat.

He can't even leave the country without embarrassing us. To look bored when China is pulling out all stops is insulting. I can't wait until we flush this turd in a few months.

[spanone]

2. they showed him and he was checking his watch.....

[Kutjara]

4. Probably checking to make sure he still has time...

...to make it to his hotel bar before it closes.

[Ilsa]

7. Really? Like he had something important to do, like send for

takeout from Panda Express?

His handlers need to take his watch away from hm. He gives himself away with it, like a 16 year old boy and a Penthouse magazine -- he can't resist looking.

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3. rofl n/t

[Peregrine Took]

5. Past his bed time.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. So many countries to invade, so little time ... nt

[Ilsa]

8. I heard he was sitting near Vlad Putin. I bet that was fun. I wonder if

Vlad slippedanything into his drink to cause him to forget all about Georgia.

[fishwax]

9. we were speculating as to whether he made a "wax on, wax off" joke during the tai chi

part of the artistic program.

God it was embarassing to see him there ...

[JohnyCanuck]

10. Dubya says to Laura, "We've been sitting here so long,

it seems like there must be a brazillion countries at these games"