I had a McCain limerick attack last night

[angrycarpenter]

thought I would repost them together for the daytime crowd.


He is John Sidney McCain.
To his wife he was an awful pain.
He called her a cunt.
I'd have punched the runt.
and said "My name's Cindy McCain."

McCain is a man with a past
that makes him look like a horses ass.
He left his first wife
while she was struggling for life
and laying there in a body cast.

John is a man of the people
who spread hate from skyscraper and steeple.
He'll spend money on arms
while you lose your farms.
Too bad we aren't men but sheeple.

McCain loves to tell a fib
that the ground has more oil to give.
they will drill off the shore
and pollute them some more.
When that is gone how will we live?

McCain is the oldest to run.
He's spent much time in the sun.
They cut off the cancer
but I have the answer.
He'll die before his term is done.

John likes to talk of the war.
He's said "yes" everytime they've asked "more"
Our men they still die
to make truth from a lie
while he continues to snore.

I once wrote some verse on John.
but now I am starting to yawn.
I need one more rec.
then I'll hit the sack.
can someone rec. this before dawn?

For McCain he would like us to choose.
but I think he's going to lose.
He's filthy stinking rich.
He's making his pitch
in 8 hundred dollar shoes.

The straight talk express ran into a van.
the only one aboard was Liberman.
It was a sight.
He went to the right.
and crushed it like a tin can.

John says he's the man to be prez.
But don't pay attention to what he says.
He's the third term of Bush
and there is a push
to continue his traitorous ways.

Eleven limricks is a way to go
to warn of this man with hair like snow
But I can't quit now
I'll make like a sow
and root out a dozenth before I go.

Twelve times I have spoke of this arrogant man
who has not had enough bombs fall by his hand.
It may yet come to pass
that Iran will be turned into glass
by the war fires he has continually fanned.

Lucky thirteen will be my last.
Alas, for now the spell has passed.
I've limricked McCain
and now theres a pain.
in my head and my eyes and my ass.

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[GreenPartyVoter]

1. You've been very busy :^) Wonder if any of these will catch on? LOL I could see

KO or Jon reading one or two on the air.

[electropop]

2. There was an old man from Ar'zona

Couldn't tell Shiite from Shinola
made gaffe after gaffe
but the press only laughed
and said "Johnnie's more fun than Obama"



alternate ending:

said "So what if he can't get a bonah?"

[Tim4319]

3. Here's one

McCain befriended is current wife
while cheating on his first bride
He flip flops on issues
has wrinkley skin tissue
Let's ask him about the Keating Five.

[benddem]

4. What else did you do?

great job...you are talented.

[angrycarpenter]

5. Last night?

you are looking at it. I can crank these out all day but they get kind of annoying.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. They removed from Jon's jaw a big Zit,

They removed from Jon's jaw a big Zit,
But his brain had done turned into shit,
Then Jon hugged the dictator,
Dodged a rotten tomater,
Now them pubs wish they'd voted for Mitt.

[angrycarpenter]

7. excellent nt

[catnhatnh]

8. Limerick is a Cool place...

He once said his Wife was a C**t
And then the dragged her into the hunt.
For a prize not intended
for mysogynists who trended
To bike rallys and other such stunts....