Caption the pizza dude!

[Kadie]

Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., delivers pizza to the members of the Chillicothe Fire Department, Wednesday Aug. 6, 2008 in Cillicothe, Ohio.
(AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

[tekisui]

1. Here is your Pizza surge!

[BOSSHOG]

2. Don't misinterpret the smile

I ain't fucking leaving until I get a tip or I'll go medieval on your asses. DO NOT piss me off.

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. He's not smiling; it's just gas

He's at that age where it is difficult to tell.

[TechBear_Seattle]

3. "I took one lously slice; I'm not paying for it all."

I'm a veteran damn it, you should be chipping for me.

[YOY]

5. Hope you don't mind on my extra topping: metamucil

That's why I skimped on the soda...no Coke for you...it's Freedom Faygo!

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "My old lady doesn't want you boys drinking all her beer"

[YOY]

7. They're drinking Faygo

The poor man's sody pop...and the jugalo treat.

[Fleshdancer]

8. I love firefighters

I don't think I would have the courage to run into a burning building or sit and listen to McCain while eating at the same time. That's heroism my friends.

:patriot:

[Muttocracy]

17. LOL!

[Bobbie Jo]

9. Is that a change bag around his waist?

Was he collecting for the pizza and sodas, or what?:shrug:

[elehhhhna]

12. it holds his Jitterbug phone

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Colostomy bag?

[Bobbie Jo]

21. That was my first thought...LOL..but I didn't want to be the first to go there.

:rofl:

[mitchum]

32. It's a fanny pack, but just as he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground...

he also can't distinguish his ass from his crotch

[Aviation Pro]

10. Correct me if I'm wrong....

...does he have a man pouch over his crotch? Tell me I'm wrong.

[TheCowsCameHome]

"Not to worry - I'll be back delivering pizzas after Jan 20th, my friends"

[LeftinOH]

11. Pizza and grape soda? BLECH!

[Radical Activist]

14. Next time my wife will deliver it with a special gift, just like at sturgis.

[orleans]

15. hee-hee-hee. is it my birthday again? someone ordered pizza?

you should have woken me up from my nap sooner.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. "I brung ya a pizza and sody-pop, now I'd like to order a fire"

[MiniMe]

18. I think I surged on this pizza

Hope you enjoy it

[Bluebear]

19. Johnny, really, wear the bag INSIDE your clothing.

:spank:

[DefenseLawyer]

20. You guys remember the Great Chicago Fire?

No? Now that, my friends, was a fire!

[skip fox]

22. "Would you guys like to have Cindy come in here and show you her 'pizza dance'?"

:)

[XemaSab]

23. He looks like he's hoping for a tip

:P

[skip fox]

24. McPain is thinking . . . "Gee, I'm just like one of the guys. Baseball hat and everything.

Heck, I even sleep with it on just to remind myself what a regular guy I am, . . . unlike my opponent."

[truth2power]

25. That guy on the left doesn't look so happy to be there. n/t

[underpants]

26. I want to thank you my friends for sitting with me because I have NO CHANCE of the IAFF endorsement

[madinmaryland]

27. Didn't he get tombstone(d)????

:shrug:

[JuniperLea]

28. Finally! A job I can understand completely! eom

[AngryOldDem]

29. Eat, drink, and be merry, dudes!

You won't be able to afford this if I'm in office a year from now.

[JBoy]

30. "What's that chick behind me doing here?"

[trashcanistanista]

31. Obama brought us barbeque, that was real class.

You're wasting our time, but we'll take the free food.