My **Urgent** Tip to the ABC NEWS Editors Submitted On Their Web Sites TIP LINE

[Vinnie From Indy]

Dear ABC Editors:

I urgently need to get in touch with Brian Ross. I have information that is of vital national interest concerning the death of Anthrax suspect Mr. Ivins. It seems that Mr. Ivins was working with the Iranian government. One fact about that Anthrax that the FBI and others have kept very close to the vest concerns the discovery of trace amounts of Chelo Khoresh in the Anthrax that was used in the attacks of 2001. Since the vast majority of Chelo Khoresh is consumed in Iran, it is very likely that THEY and not the Iraqis were behind the attacks. Please ask that Brian Ross NOT reveal my name to the public as I am very afraid of being suicided by "dark actors playing games". If I am ever found dead in a vat of peanut butter, please know that I was murdered and not dead by my own hand. I hate peanut butter. Anyone will tell you that. Also, if Brain Ross isn't available, please forward my tip to Judith Miller so she can report my story. I hope that all of you at ABC realize that reporting this story will probably lead to a war with Iran and the COMPLETE repeal of the Bill of Rights. I know that sounds severe, but we MUST be protected from guys in caves that know how to use box cutters and just think of the ratings boost!!! Please hurry because I am almost certain that my great Aunt Beulah in Possum Trot Kentucky will be the next target of them evil terrorists.

God Bless America!
Vinnie From Indy

Have tip for ABC NEws? Here ya go!
http://abcnews.go.com/Site/page?id=3072379

[EFerrari]

1. Oh, man, you are SO on the List now!

:scared:

[Kierkegaard]

4. We're ALL on the list.

Vinny just moved up a couple hundred notches.

[EFerrari]

8. We had a little fun happening here during 2004 and I called my mom

every day to check in. "Mom, these are guys who drool over last year's "Sows of the Prairie" calendars. Say hello to them, you're the only human female they will hear all week."

"Mom, they opened my terrorist package of cotton towels today, just to show me they're real bad. Who knew you could get it up by scoring cardboard?"

That was fun.


:evilgrin:

[Kierkegaard]

9. ...

:rofl:

[Ilsa]

2. Judith Plame? Did you mean Miller? nt

[Vinnie From Indy]

5. LOL! It must be the after work tequila!

Thanks!!!!

[Ilsa]

11. "After-work tequila". Hmmm. Those were the days! You are excused! LOL. nt

[DailyGrind51]

6. Thank you! I was just going to type "Judith Miller" as opposed to "Valerie Plame".

[monmouth]

3. I loved your second spelling of "Brain"...Priceless!....n/t

[JustAnotherGen]

7. Oh

That's just awesome! :pals:

[ColbertWatcher]

10. I salute you, fellow satirical person! n/t