Total Solar Eclipse view - fantastic - LINK

[katty]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article4443396.ece

[hopewell1985]

1. cool

wow

[bdf]

2. Pat Robertson commented on Faux News after the eclipse

"God decided to punish us for allowing gays to openly roam the streets of San Francisco, for allowing abortions, and—above all—for wanting to elect an arrogant negro as President. God decided to eat up the sun to punish us for our sins. As soon as I saw it happening I went down on my knees and prayed the hardest I have ever prayed in my life. God heard my prayers and up-chucked the sun. But that was only because I promised Him that we would vote for McInsane."

Photo of Robertson praying really hard:



Some have wondered if this overt display of industrial-strength prayer by Robertson goes against the teachings of Jesus:

6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Others opine that Robertson looks more like he suffers from severe constipation and is struggling to relieve himself. Which they consider eminently plausible because it explains why the buffoon is so full of shit.

[Jeroen]

4. God just whispered in my ear...

"Look, that’s my beloved Pat taking a shit"

[Jeroen]

3. WOoooow! n/t