Britney, Paris Air Savage Anti-McCain Ad

[katty]

more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/britney-paris-air-savage_b_116071.html

Britney, Paris Air Savage Anti-McCain Ad
Posted July 31, 2008 | 11:13 AM (EST)
Andy Borowitz

One day after Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz) broadcast an anti-Obama ad in which he compared the presumptive Democratic nominee to celebrities Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, the two tabloid mainstays fought back with an eviscerating anti-McCain spot of their own.

While Mses. Spears and Hilton said they had planned to remain on the sidelines during the 2008 presidential campaign, Sen. McCain's negative ad "left us no choice," the notorious party gals said today.

"We don't mind John McCain going after us if he sticks to the facts," Ms. Spears said at a New York press conference. "But we are sick of the distortions about our record."

Ms. Hilton said that the McCain ad appeared to link herself and Ms. Spears to Sen. Obama, leading the casual viewer to conclude that the three of them had "the same energy policy."

"Nothing could be further from the truth," said Ms. Spears. "Both of us strongly favor off-shore drilling to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

[wicket]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Andy Borowitz kills me :rofl:

[Vinca]

2. Not to mention the Hiltons have maxed out on donations to McCain.

What a nice way to treat your supporters.

[Indenturedebtor]

3. LOL I wish they'd come out for McBush

But endorsing his energy policy is almost as good :rofl:

[Contrary1]

4. I would hazard a guess that both Britney and Paris

are pretty much experts at "off-shore drilling". :spank:

[krispos42]

9. They also support Bush's policy of clearing brush

and keeping the ranch briar-free.












:rofl:

[gratuitous]

5. McThuselah should be careful

Both Spears and Hilton have more money at their disposal than his cash-strapped campaign. The only reason McThuselah's ad are getting any attention at all is because the cable channels and the networks are running them for free under the guise of news.

[BrklynLiberal]

6. hahahahaha

[Clear Blue Sky]

7. Does their favoring of "off shore drilling" refer to their sex lives?

[jbane]

8. I was wondering how long it would take...

to go there!!!

[Clear Blue Sky]

10. Sorry, I couldn't resist...

[Toucano]

11. Really good!

Thanks.