"The Election Time Republican Deluxe Party Kit" - what would YOU add??

[Bluebear]

Hi! I'm your hostess, Laura, the First Enabler. The "Election Time Republican Deluxe Party Kit" is being marketed to include:




* (8) Republican 9" Dinner Plates
* (16) Republican Lunch Napkins
* (8) Red & White 16 oz. Plastic Cups
* (1) Apple Red Plastic Tablecover (54" x 108")
* (24) Apple Red Cutlery Set - (8) Forks (8) Spoons (8) Knives
* (1) Patriotic Stars Foil Centerpiece
* (1) Package Patriotic Stars Confetti
* (1) Patriotic Tray
* (18) 12" Latex Balloons - 6 each; Real Red, Bright White and Bright Blue
* (3) 81' Crepe Streamers - 1 each; Flame Red, Bright White and Sapphire Blue
* (3) 75' Curling Ribbons - 1 each; Red, White and Royal Blue
* (8) Skimmer Hats with Republican Elephant Band

"Don't forget a Balloon Pump, and a Patriotic Scene Kit."

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QUESTION: What items are MISSING from this "Election Night party kit for Republicans"?

[helderheid]

1. A paper mache' Diebold machine

[Dollface]

2. A "let them eat cake" knife

[Bluebear]

12. I like that :)

[charlyvi]

3. The Karl Rove pinata.

You keep whacking away but nothing ever comes of it.

[Indenturedebtor]

5. I would actually suggest a "Middle Class" pinata

Oh and don't forget your glow in the dark uranium sticks, and the toxic waste fountain.

Oh and of course one CD with "Let the Eagle Soar" that we can put on repeat.

[navarth]

4. Don't forget the Diebold "Elect Freedom" hacking software kit.

Guaranteed to keep our country Christian and Right, or your blood money back

[Overseas]

6. Crash cart with Defibrilators so folks can play Cheney. /nt

[Dollface]

10. They can probably get a deal on the models that were recently recalled

[beac]

7. Cindy McCain's recipes for "Spoiled Vote Salad" and

"Black Box Pudding"--- genuine GOP recipes handed down since the turn of the century! ;)

[gratuitous]

8. Cyanide capsule?

And what, pray tell, designates the cups, cutlery, centerpiece, confetti, and so forth as distinctly "Republican"? Or have they appropriated the color combination of red, white and blue as their own, too?

[JBoris]

9. Copies of the Constitution for fire kindling. nt

[norepubsin08]

11. A bottle of hemlock

so that they can all do us a favor: drink up and exit gracefully!