The 10 Levels of Republican Desperation

[ck4829]

0 - No Desperation (About as common as a blue moon)
1 - Teh Lib'ruls!
2 - Teh gay!
3 - Teh Mexicans!
4 - Democrats have no experience!
5 - Democrats go overseas to prove they have experience and now they are celebrities! Waah!!!
6 - Terrorist appeaser!!!
7 - Whining
8 - More whining
9 - Vote for us or there will be terrorist attacks!
10 - Vote Republican or we'll kill this puppy!

[C_U_L8R]

1. Bonus Point of Distraction

Bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb Iran

[LiberalEsto]

2. Oh yes we ca-a-an

go bomb Iran
we'll be a rocking and a rolling and a rocking and a reeling
Bomb Iran, ran ran, go bomb Iran


I can just see Dick C. rocking and a rolling away in his undisclosed location and salivating at the mere thought of it, the deaths of "brown" people, the barrels of oil, the profits...

[gratuitous]

3. And intermixed all throughout

Their loyal, deluded followers taking out their frustrations on the libruls as they realize all they had for six years and how little they have to show for it. Abortion still legal (barely). Rollbacks in other areas. Time to go shoot up a church service!

[KharmaTrain]

4. You Forgot A Big One...

The scary black man...he'll surely want to have sex with all the white women and burn down your cities to take your welfare.