Where In The World Is cheney?

[Dinger]

[Dinger]

1. I Voted For

"Who Gives A Shit?"

[ecstatic]

2. OT... is it pronounced CHAYnee or CHEEnee...

Tweety seems to pronounce his name as CHEEnee.

[Marr]

13. It's pronounced "ass-hole". The "C" is silent.

Actually, I've heard the correct pronunciation is actually "Chee-ney", and that's how his family pronounced it. Dick insists on pronouncing it "Chay-nee". That's what I heard somewhere, anyway.

[Hekate]

19. Kinda like Ross Perot -- the family pronunciation was Pee-rot according to Molly Ivins

When you enter public life you have to sound more sophisticated, I guess.

Hekate

[arcadian]

3. Some DUer reported that they saw Air Force 2 at Jackson Hole airport

Not long ago. He's probably at his house in Jackson, Wy.

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Heh, heh, you said "Hole". n/t

[arcadian]

8. In Wyoming valleys are called "holes".

In Montana, valleys are called "gardens". In Colorado valleys are called "parks":D

[Vanje]

10. In some parts of Idaho...

...valleys are called feed lots.
or the more modern, "concentrated livestock feeding operations"

[Tindalos]

7. This doesn't rule out some of the other options.

More than one may be true.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. Up his own ass? n/t

[Dinger]

6. Damn, I Knew I Forgot Something!

Shit!

[Tindalos]

9. I'm torn which one to choose.

Actually, I'd prefer not to know his whereabouts. His very existence is something I'd rather forget about.

[Imagevision]

11. If you were Cheney, would you want to put your 2 cents in when the country is going down the toilet?

Cheney currently getting ready to regain his position as Halliburton's CEO.

[Bobbie Jo]

12. Annual job performance review with Satan

:evilgrin:

[Hekate]

18. Yessssss.

:evilgrin:

Hekate

[AndyTiedye]

14. In a Bunker, Drooling over the Iran War He Is Planning!

:scared:

[Webster Green]

17. Ding! Ding! Ding!...We have a winner!

Thar's exactly what that evil, crazy shithead is doing.:crazy:

[jobycom]

15. I don't know, but I hope someone is watching him.

Otherwise he might get away with whatever he's doing.

[Vanje]

16. He's in Washington DC

They jump-started the old bastard and hauled him out to the Rose garden for a photo op.



President Bush makes a statement in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, July 30, 2008, following a Cabinet meeting. At left is Vice President Dick Cheney.
(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)