God grant me the serenity to accept republicans whom I cannot change

[graywarrior]

The courage to change my desire to beat the ever loving shit out of them
And the wisdom to know when to shut cable news off and not pine for a bottle of vodka and a handful of oxycontin to kill the mental and emotional pain.

Dear god, I cannot take another minute of this crap. November 4 is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far away.

[jkshaw]

1. "God grant me the serenity to accept republicans

whom I cannot change" -- most especially the ones who are related to us!

[malaise]

2. You must have been watching Gregory

or Hardball. The success of that trip has men 'all shook up'.

[graywarrior]

4. Just hearing it from the other room makes me want to chew nails

[malaise]

6. I switched to Jeopardy

Watch Barney Frank destroy Fugger Carlson now...on Hardball.

edit.

[graywarrior]

7. I hope he makes him cry

[malaise]

8. Just remember all these hacks are going down with

Bushco.

[graywarrior]

10. They're like herpes.

They're always there even when they're not.

[malaise]

13. LOL

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

3. Ah feel youh pain darlin

:hug:


:rofl:

[EV_Ares]

5. Well after the last two elections, I say sometimes you just have to say "fuck them" and fight back

in the smartest way you know how but don't lie down thinking it will go away or get better because it won't. Those animals will do every conceivable dishonest thing they can come up with to win. They have no honor, no allegiance to anyone or thing except themselves and their power.

[OneGrassRoot]

9. Amen and oy vey....lol

I just received an email from a new (and ex) friend, asking to please sign a petition in support of......wait for it.......



RUSH LIMBAUGH AND SEAN HANNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think my head is gonna explode. I wanted to ask what on EARTH made her think I'd be remotely interested in having ANYTHING to do with those douchebags????

So, where's that vodka?

[graywarrior]

12. From now on Racist and republican are going to be used in the same sentence

In fact, they're racistublicans.

[OneGrassRoot]

14. She just came over to tell me.....

if our government doesn't follow the bible, we have no hope and that Obama is the antichrist!!!!!!!!!

Beam me up, Scotty. Please, please, please.

Yes, I'm in the bible belt.

[graywarrior]

17. How did we end up this way?

Lunatics are in our hall

[valerief]

11. If there was a god, there wouldn't be Republicans. nt

[iamahaingttta]

18. That's why I'm an Athiest.

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. Accept, squash, whatever.

[graywarrior]

16. I like squash

[Gold Metal Flake]

20. It's OK. I wanna try to grow some next year.

Gonna try the "no dig" garden style.

[JHB]

19. God grant me The Serenity...

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

That’s it!

[Habibi]

21. That's inspiring.

If I knew how to cross-stitch, I'd make a sampler!

[graywarrior]

22. Maybe Laura would do one for you.