Last night on Larry King, McSame said "I'm befuddled..." then

[rzemanfl]

went on to his usual bitch about Obama and the surge. I hope someone has that recorded. It would make a perfect ad, "befuddled" is not a good word for an old guy prone to mistakes to use. Run one of his mistakes or contradictions, followed by "I'm befuddled" followed by another and so on.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. That's an awfully big word

for a senile old guy.

Are you sure he didn't mean "I just made a whoop in my pants"?

[madeline_con]

3. It's old school, like he is. n/t

[SoCalDem]

2. confused, discombobulated, atwitter, and

addled, at sea, baffled, befogged, bemused, bewildered, confounded, confused, lost, mazed, mixed-up, muzzy, perplexed, woolly, woolly-headed, wooly, wooly-minded

[valerief]

4. Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

King: Are you sitting on the apple pie?
McCain: I sure hope so...

[mdmc]

5. I think I first heard that word in "On the Road"

[valerief]

6. Befuddled

I'm wet again
I'll bet again
And whining 'bout mining, I'm yet again
Derelict, befuddled, and bewildered, am I.

***

Lost my soul, but what of it?
Never had much to lose
Other people can shove it
I got my Bush...and booze

***

I'll sing for Bush
And cling to Bush
And long for the day when I...
...Get off my lawn, kid!!!!!
...I said, get off my lawn!!!!!
...Where was I?
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.