McCain: "I'm going to Peking for the Olympics!"

[elehhhhna]

lol

It could happen.

[Alter Ego]

1. "I hear they're not allowing Negroes in the Beijing bars!"

[eleny]

2. And Mongolians, too

It's silly season around the world.

[burythehatchet]

4. I hope the Mogolians withhold their chicken dishes

[cliffordu]

11. If they don't let in mongoloids, how is the candidate formerly known as Gramps

going to get in??

[AlCzervik]

3. He's going to sit right next to Mao.

[spinbaby]

5. Should he be doing that at his age?

If the pollution doesn't do him in, the squat toilets will.

[exothermic]

6. Maybe he will try to get his visa at the Chinese Embassy in Hong Kong

;-)

[Flying Dream Blues]

7. But, but... Condi told them not to help traveling Congress critters! nt

[bdamomma]

8. oh goody both McCain and Bush can both be booed.

that's if they even sit together.

[libnnc]

9. he might snap, have a flashback

and scream that they're all "gooks" trying to kill him

and then start WWIII

:hide:

[JaneQPublic]

10. What sport is he competing in?

I'm guessing the time trials for chasing pesky kids off the lawn.

:rofl:

[hatrack]

13. I hear he's strongly favored in the Napping and Forgetting events

:evilgrin:

[elehhhhna]

25. "Thinking and Remembering". He's an alternate in "Geography"

good one, hatrack

[elehhhhna]

26. p.s. Dont' say "TAEKWONDO" in front of him , if you know what's good for you.

[undeterred]

20. Whining.

[Warpy]

12. "It's the capital city of Cathay!"

[elehhhhna]

27. lol

[islandmkl]

14. not so fast, m.c.johnny....

you don't need to go to China...

you need to go to St. George, Utah...October 6 - 18, 2008...

you'll feel more at home: http://www.seniorgames.net/

[mmonk]

15. He can go for pointers on running a police state.

That way, if he wins, it will be as if nothing has changed.

[Mrs. Overall]

16. And after Peking, he's headed over to Siam for a week.

[rox63]

17. How many years has it bean since Beijing was commonly called Peking in the West?

:dunce:

[wicket]

18. I clicked on the thread thinking he had actually said that

It's not that hard to imagine! ;)

[elehhhhna]

28. made ya look!

[Vickers]

19. "Book me a cabin on the finest oceanliner!"

:rofl:

[Zynx]

21. McCain: "I hope when Senator Obama is in the Holy Roman Empire, he assures the Habsburg Dynasty that

we support their claim as the rightful rulers of the Empire. Senator Obama has also said nothing about their importance of keeping the Ottoman Sultanate at bay."

[elehhhhna]

29. He also said something about meeting two or three Popes next time he's in Europe...

whassup w that?

[LeftinOH]

22. Will he be taking the Pan Am Clipper via the Cook Islands?

[Sheets of Easter]

23. His autogyro has a stopover at the Prussian consulate in Siam.

[sentelle]

24. and he remembers

When 'Peking' was called 'ugh'

That was when all villages were called 'ugh' as were people, because language hadn't been invented yet.

[elehhhhna]

30. oh no you di'i'n't

lol

[Joanie Baloney]

31. Oh no!!

John McCain in Peking? Duck!!


(heh, heh)

:)