New Democratic Party Slogan Revealed

[evilkumquat]

[RazBerryBeret]

1. uh-oh...

that's gonna take one hell of a pooper scooper!!!

[evilkumquat]

7. There's a Lot of Roughage in Our Civil Liberties

That elephant is gonna be pooping for YEARS.

[Olney Blue]

2. What a stellar group!

[man4allcats]

3. Maybe we could do one for Congress

where we're pictured as eating that pile rather than scooping it with the following changes to the labels:

The Democratic Congress

Eating Republicans' Shit since 2006

[evilkumquat]

4. Nah... Too "2 Girls 1 Cup" For My Taste

Maybe more like, Tubgirl or something, only instead of a tub full of goo, it's a tub full of poo.

[evilkumquat]

5. I Should Have Made That Pile of Crap Look Like the Constitution!

Damn!

[AwakeAtLast]

8. Or put a pic of the Constitution under the pile

:thumbsup:

[evilkumquat]

10. I... I Just Couldn't DO It...

I love that "god damned piece of paper" so much more than that.

Maybe I should put a Bible under there?

Or better yet? A Quran! Then I could get a job at Gitmo and actually IMPROVE my financial situation after seven years of seeing my income go down the shitter!

Did you... did you notice how I brought this whole thing full circle with that last sentence?

[1Hippiechick]

11. Or a stack of papers w/titles: Civil Rights, I Have a Dream, etc. n/t

Edited to add K&R

[evilkumquat]

12. Heh. Where Would It End?

Hell, I could logically but the Magna Carta under there, couldn't I? Isn't that where Habeas Corpus originated?

[evilkumquat]

13. Dammit!

I was so happy my spellchecker told me I'd managed to spell Habeas Corpus correctly, I never noticed the word "but" up there instead of "put".

By the time I found it (now) it was too late to edit.

Little shit like this bugs the hell out of me. Time to go hang myself.

(Insert Sam Kinison "Squeaky Rope" FX)

[1Hippiechick]

14. Read it so fast that I didn't even notice the error...... LOL..you're forgiven lol n/t

[evilkumquat]

15. So as Long as My Errors are in Sync with the Reader's Mind...

...all works as intended.

Brilliant!

[ThatsMyBarack]

6. Gimme Jimmy!

Classic '70s stuff! :patriot:

[uppityperson]

9. k&r