Caption McCain ---->

[BLUSH]

[lonestarnot]

1. Olib boil, you c.

[BLUSH]

2. He's going to make us an offer we can't refuse

[NightWatcher]

3. who took my strawberries?

the likeness is uncanny

[RoyGBiv]

4. Buffy, dahling ...

... pass me the Viagra.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. "I can't stands no more!"

[lonestarnot]

6. and neither can olib boil.

She got on a "private" plainly away from dat!

[Muttocracy]

8. sailor, crooked smile, anger management issues, odd SO... uncanny. nt

[BLUSH]

9. will the real popeye please stand down

[spanone]

7. 'i love these prostate exams'

[BLUSH]

15. He's a pro-state senator

;-)

[zeemike]

10. Here is my Jimmy Durante impression n/t

[Olney Blue]

11. I love swallowing canaries!

[Cant trust em]

12. "My penis isn't the only thing that viagra makes stiff and uncomfortable."

[mrs_p]

13. pass me that spittoon there, sonny

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. Looks like he's gotten ahold of the Chimp's stash

There's a photo of Bush that I've seen but can't find where he's smiling a goofy smile and has his eyes closed and looks completely stoned kind of like McCain's photo. Wish I could find it.

[tnlefty]

16. Jump back and choke myself...

sorry, couldn't help it after his appearance at the NAACP and the news that important items from James Brown's estate had been sold. :spank:

[behave]

17. my name is lumpy

[Sydnie]

18. W was right ... this is hard work remembering the lies at every show.

er ... um ... not show, I mean stop, yeah, every stop. I misunderestimated how much memorizing there would be.

[TahitiNut]

19. "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

(Surprised nobody said it yet.)

[El Supremo]

20. These replies are great!

I can't get off the floor!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[book_worm]

21. "I get no respect, no respect at all."

[The Gunslinger]

22. "Im a wild and crazy guy"

[mia]

23. "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."

- with apologies to W.C. Fields.

[ReverendDeuce]

24. What the fuck IS THAT THING?!?!

JESUS! His left cheek gets bigger every time I see it!

[MilesColtrane]

25. Now we know what Dizzy Gillespie would look like if you drained all the soul out of him.

"My friends, I'm very concerned about the wayward youth of today, and their so called "be-bop" music."

[BLUSH]

26. Cheek-oslovakia is not a country, senator!

[BLUSH]

27. Who says McCain lost his marbles

nt

[notadmblnd]

28. I'm strong to the finish... cause I eat my spinach....

I'm Popeye the sailor man..toot.. toot.. yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

[EbenezerMcIntosh]

29. "Guess how much the tumor in my left cheek weighs?"

NT