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1. 'look how much larger my head is than yours, i should be president'

[madeline_con]

2. I love the smell of Rogaine in the morning...

it smells like victory!

[Jade Fox]

3. "You, Me. Cindy. Think about it!"

[Frustratedlady]

4. The Dems are going to dump me...will you be my "forever" friend?

[Solly Mack]

5. "Lindsey isn't as loyal as I am. He'll never be the VP I can be."

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "I'm not wearing any underpants, and Cindy is out shopping, so..."

[sinkingfeeling]

7. "Ain't this a hoot? The nation's on the brink of collapse and we've got the New Yorker doin' our

work!"

[HCE SuiGeneris]

8. "... and then I pretended to be a Democrat..."

[Indenturedebtor]

9. Actually this conversation was caught on tape guys. Pretty damn shocking stuff!!! : Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Yikes!

[rurallib]

10. All this war talk gives me major wood.

[rateyes]

11. Joey and Johnny sitting in a tree....

K-i-s-s-i-n-g.

[DU9598]

12. Hey John

Just a little dye in the hair makes the comb-over so much more realistic, seriously!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. "There's a bomb in Gilead" - "and it's headed towards Iran"

"Thought that little ditty would brighten your day, John."

[Adsos Letter]

14. "Wow...I'm lookin' in yer ear and I can see daylight...

[spanone]

15. 'first fuckin' day you bomb iran. you hear me johnny boy? don't fuck with joey. your wife too'

[Rex]

16. Me you and Dick, boy are we awesome!