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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:19 PM
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On MSNBC, Dennis Hastert, a shadow of his former whale self.
In between breaking news about JB Ramsey, as if that were news, not noise, they interviewed the Fat Hastert on FISA and the War Powers act.
I would not have recognized him. He has lost over 450 lbs, if not more.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:20 PM
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1. He's already put himself on the prison diet..
good thinking on his part.
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:21 PM
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2. Did he look better or worse? NT
NT
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:22 PM
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5. I thought he looked great, I actually got up and went closer to the screen...n/t
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:23 PM
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6. had they not introduced him, I might not have recognized that bastard.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:21 PM
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3. He lost 450 pounds?
I don't think he lost that much. :wow:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:21 PM
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4. Does he still have a head?
I'm thinking that if it fell off, that would account for a sudden loss of 450 pounds of fat.
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:40 PM
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10. BAH! HAHAHAHA!
As I'm strolling down the comments looking for some funny response to this - lo and behold - YOU!

If his head fell off, I'm certain we could make a few hundred bucks off all that lard, as the commodities price for cooking oil has doubled this year, alone!

:hug: (for Nance, not you Dennis, no matter how much lard you get sucked out)

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Robbien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:25 PM
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7. He is no longer being treated to those $1,000 meals paid by lobbyists
Former Congresscritter no longer is fattened up on lobbyists' dime. He is paying for stuff now out of his own pocket so the fare is less fattening.



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kirby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:25 PM
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8. Are you sure that wasnt Pelosi???
Its hard to tell them apart.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 02:27 PM
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9. He wears glasses. That's the only difference.
They both have their lips glued to BushButt.
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