Man Accused Of Drinking Boys' Urine Arrested In Dublin

[The Straight Story]

Man Accused Of Drinking Boys' Urine Arrested In Dublin

DUBLIN, Ohio — Police charged a northwest Columbus man with criminal mischief for allegedly planning to collect young boys' urine and drink it.

Alan Patton was recently spotted in restrooms at Sports Ohio, 10TV's Andy Hirsch reported.

According to a police report obtained by 10TV News, Patton allegedly covered the toilets in Saran Wrap and placed cups in urinals.

Police said that Patton did not have contact with any boys during the incident but was at the complex at least twice over the past couple weeks.

Patton, a registered sex offender, posted bond and faces the misdemeanor charge, Hirsch reported.

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/06/29/sex_offender.html?sid=102

[Deja Q]

1. Nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on bad taste...

Unless that man is an emigrated American... ruh-roh.

Either way, there's a word for that - it's called "sick".

[JackBeck]

2. Ohio is not in America?

When did that happen?

[Ian David]

3. You gotta love Alternative Medicine!

Golden Fountain: Complete Guide To Urine Therapy
by Coen Van Der Kroon
ISBN13: 9781858600543
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51j5sTXHXrL._SL500_BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg

Product Details

ISBN: 9781858600543
Subtitle: The Complete Guide to Urine Therapy
Author: Kroon, Coen Van Der
Publisher: Gateway
Subject: Alternative Therapies
Publication Date: January 2001
Binding: Trade Paper
Language: English
Dimensions: 8.29x7.86x.37 in. .72 lbs.

http://www.powells.com/biblio/66-9781858600543-0

[TreasonousBastard]

4. This is disgusting, creepy, positively sick, but...

why is it illegal?

This man needs some serious help.

[Forkboy]

5. I'd be pissed.

[readmoreoften]

8. Tee hee!

[Solly Mack]

16. Enabler!

:D

[carlyhippy]

26. snickers.................

:spray:

[dems_rightnow]

6. Incredibly sick, but

Is it really a crime? I looked up Ohio's Criminal Mischief law, and here it is:


2909.07 Criminal mischief.

(A) No person shall:

(1) Without privilege to do so, knowingly move, deface, damage, destroy, or otherwise improperly tamper with the property of another

(The other definitions were clearly not used here.)


I dunno. After you've left your urine behind, is it still your property?

http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/2909.07

[dems_rightnow]

7. On further reflection

I think that's the right charge. Not for the urine.... but for intentionally altering toilets he did not own.

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. yech.

[Solly Mack]

10. Drink piss and urine big trouble

[Skidmore]

11. Solly!!!!!!

That was.....


..................punny!

[Solly Mack]

12. I even tinkled my punny bone :)

[Skidmore]

14. So, you did!! How are you and yours

doing? Is your husband back stateside? I hadn't seen you around the boards much for a while. Or maybe I was hanging out on GD:P way too much for a while tilting with windmills.

[Solly Mack]

15. He's home. I'm well. Nothing wrong with windmill tilting

and in my book, on a scale of 1-10, urinate!

I couldn't resist... :)

[Skidmore]

17. Solly, girlfriend,

:yourock:

[yella_dawg]

13. Isn't that a self-punishing crime?

[appleannie1]

18. Never eat chicken soup at his house.

[Crabby Appleton]

19. He ought to switch to Budweiser, it doesn't taste as good as urine

but it's much easier to get.

[Peregrine Took]

20. Whew! I thought it was Dublin, Ireland - I was so embaaressed.

I have dual citizenship - US and Eire.

[carlyhippy]

21. what in the hell is happening to this world? why are people so weird

I am so disgusted with everything

Carly

[sammythecat]

22. Sound like this story is just what you needed today.

:rofl:

I know what you mean. I've come to the conclusion that if something, anything, no matter how bizarre, can be imagined, then it's a certainty that someone has, or is, doing it.

[Kali]

23. the only thing happening is the weirdness has become more transparent

sick and strange behavior has probably existed since before we climbed down out of the trees.

[sammythecat]

25. Most definitely.

I think the internet has really opened my eyes. The only limit to human activity is whether or not something is physically possible. If it is, then somebody's doing it.

[pitohui]

24. do you ever ask yourself why you open certain threads?

here's to a discussion that's sure to be in bad taste! :-)

[Fumesucker]

27. At least his teeth will be nice and white..

A glass of human urine was used to whiten teeth in the ancient world (Rome, Greece, etc.).