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underpants

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:06 PM
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DU haiku for Libby

GUILTY GUILTY YOU
SCOOTER IS SO SO GUILTY
GUILTY SO GUILTY

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SteppingRazor

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:09 PM
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1. Here's another

A guilty verdict
Libby going to prison
Somewhere, Cheney weeps

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meegbear

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:09 PM
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2. ...

Start of my haiku
You're going to jail Scooter
End of my haiku

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underpants

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:11 PM
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7. lol

Oh man that is too funny.

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longship

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:09 PM
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3. My attempt

Lying politics
Obstructing investigation
Hope you like your cell.

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Mandate My Ass

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:10 PM
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4. Haikus are fun

I. Liar Libby
Carried water for Cheney
But leaked it all over

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BurtWorm

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:10 PM
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5. Underpants you have

Underpants you have
captured the essence of
today with your words.

:applause:

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underpants

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:12 PM
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9. Not one lesson

that was my first haiku!!!

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BurtWorm

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:12 PM
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10. No!

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Bluebear

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:13 PM
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11. If I closed my eyes I would think I'm in Japan!

;)

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Kelly Rupert

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:10 PM
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6. And one more

Edited on Tue Mar-06-07 01:12 PM by Kelly Rupert

Rove, Cheney and Bush
But we only got "Scooter"
Fitzmas kinda sucked.

Perhaps the 110th
Might get up off their asses
Oh, please investigate.

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Annces

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:11 PM
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8. here is one from firedog

Sing we now of Fitzmas,
Fitzmas, sing we now.

Scooter’s in the dock now,
Finally we hear the truth.

Cheney sings for Fitzmas,
one step to impeach.

The Shrub becomes the Fitz log,
burning bright at last.

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librechik

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:13 PM
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12. hey, there are 5 "GUILTY" there--should only be 4

lol

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BurtWorm

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:15 PM
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13. Freepers going nutz

Freepers going nutz
Not knowing whether to weep
or to spew vomit.

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Xipe Totec

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:16 PM
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14. Ok here's mine:

Winds of justice blow
a fig leaf lies on the ground
and scooters about.

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LynneSin

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:18 PM
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15. Here's mine

Tweet Tweet sings the bird
Jail time to protect the Boss?
Time for Bird to sing

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underpants

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:20 PM
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16. Awwww

That was sweet .... about as sweet as the VP's Chief of Staff being found GUILTY

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BlackVelvet04

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:27 PM
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17. .......

See us sing and dance
We celebrate the downfall
Evil takes a blow

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OmmmSweetOmmm

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Tue Mar-06-07 01:31 PM
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18. The Lying Liar, Justice Prevails He's Guilty, Off To The Hoosgow eom

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LibDemAlways

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Tue Mar-06-07 02:00 PM
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19. Here's Mine:

Scooter took the rap
Cheney, Bush, and Rove walk free
Justice is not served

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alcuno

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Tue Mar-06-07 02:21 PM
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20. Why not a limerick in honor of St. Patrick's Day?

Get it? Patrick Fitzgerald?

There once was a Bushman named Scooter

Who worked for the old guy called Shooter

He leaked out the name

Of one Valerie Plame

And was left with the bag like a looter.

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Xipe Totec

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Tue Mar-06-07 03:24 PM
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21. Well Done!

:applause:

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