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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:41 AM
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Poll question: Should George Carlin be allowed into heaven?
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:42 AM
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1. Would he want to go?
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RayOfHope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:06 AM
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7. That's what I was thinking! n/t
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:43 AM
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2. The question should be: WILL he be allowed into Heaven.
:D :hi:




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floridablue Donating Member (996 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:50 AM
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3. He WILL, He SHOULD
Make him the Guardian of the Gate so the RW war criminals can't sneak in.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:56 AM
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4. I don't think he would go willingly
Nothing to Satire in Heaven. Lets hope for reincarnation.
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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:59 AM
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5. Yeah..
..his heart was in it and Carlin was true to himself. One thing you could never call Carlin was a hypocrite.
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:00 AM
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6. No way!
Buncha white people sitting around on clouds, playing harps (NOT the Blues kind or even the heathen Irish variety) all day, listening to Lawrence Welk and eating Philadelphia Cream Cheese? And the only thing on TV up there is Ronald Reagan. And there ain't any beer or weed! No! This Final Indignity must NOT be foisted on the Great Carlin, 'specially when he's all dead and can't fight back!!!1!

He belongs IN HELL with all the fiddle players and dog lovers and people who go fishing on Sunday and say "OWFUCK!" when they hurt themselves and Jimi Hendrix and Howlin' Wolf and Roy Orbison and Johnny Cash (who SERIOUSLY pissed June off when he turned down them Pearly Gates so he could hang with Elvis).

To Hell with George Carlin. It's the right thing to do!

:smoke:



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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:15 AM
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8. No doubt he'd share Groucho Marx's opinion
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

Wherever Molly Ivins, Mark Twain, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Dorothy Parker are hanging out, that's where George Carlin should be. Toke some fatties, a beer and a shot, slice and dice.
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tkmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:16 AM
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9. Should the Pope be allowed into MIT?
At least MIT is a real place.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:20 AM
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10. Carlin was an atheist. he'd be surpised to find himself at the pearly gates.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:45 AM
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11. Personally, I think it is up to George n/t
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:47 AM
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12. there is no heaven OR hell...and george knew that.
sheesh...:eyes:
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:47 AM
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13. What a fucking stupid poll! n/t
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:52 AM
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14. Now THAT'S the answer I was waiting for.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:43 AM
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18. I think that George would think so, too.
:)
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:53 AM
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20. I agree with you
:-)

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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:29 AM
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15. .............
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:31 AM
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16. I'm going to defer my vote to Fred Phelps
:crazy:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:32 AM
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17. If there is a "heaven" that he would want to be in, then sure.
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knitter4democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:47 AM
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19. I think so. A man that honest should get in.
I haven't read the Book of Life, so I have no idea, but if I had my way, he would.
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FreepFryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:57 AM
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21. George Carlin WAS Heaven. (n/t)
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:01 AM
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22. Why not ask if he should be allowed in Hell, Valhalla, Atlantis, or the Underground Fairy Garden?
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 10:01 AM by cobalt1999
Those are imaginary places too.

Considering the effort Carlin fought the stupidity of religion, this poll is in bad taste.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:16 AM
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23. I thought he didn't wanna go...(n/t)
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:36 AM
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24. I have a feeling George will always be right where he's planted.
And that's the way he would want it.
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