We're all going to die!!!!!!

[Hannah Bell]

We are, you know.

[Skittles]

1. put down the pipe Hannah my sweet and get some sleep

yes INDEED !

[Hannah Bell]

7. i don't smoke, a pipe or anything else.

just a gentle reminder to the folks predicting apocalypse.

[bridgit]

2. okie dokie!!

:)

[Occam Bandage]

3. Good.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. Death rate is 100%. It always has been & always will be.

[LiberalPersona]

13. Nawww

death rate is 99.99~%
As everyone knows, Elvis Presley is immortal, thanks to ET technology.

[Virginia Dare]

21. Sadly, so is Dick Cheney.....n/t

[Cerridwen]

5. Why yes, yes we are, Hannah Bell. Now please...

step away from the keyboard. Get some sleep, read a book, have a drink, smoke 'em if ya got 'em, do a bong, have some sex, relax, please.

:hi:

[Hannah Bell]

8. i think you must be sarcasm-impaired. or else i'm more subtle than

i imagined.

[Cerridwen]

14. Ah, I must apologize. It appears *I* am the one who was too subtle.

Apparently my own joke in response to yours was too subtle (or lame) for you to "get." My apologies. I sometimes forget the varying styles and degrees of humor (or lack thereof) of the posters on DU.

Since I left it out of the other post before the little :hi: smiley.

:sarcasm: joke :sarcasm: joke :sarcasm: joke
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[Hannah Bell]

24. i see. telling someone to have sex & smoke dope to calm themself is a joke.

i've never found personalism funny. or subtle.

[Cerridwen]

25. Well, apparently not to you. n/t

[Cleita]

6. I'm ready.n/t

[Vickers]

9. Not me, babe.

Hold on!

[Forkboy]

10. Not profound enough.

Try this....

"True is the scent which mimics organic drones, of fact in flesh and blood. If true love and all of its belongings were subservient to the needs of man then bliss would be all that is, was, what will always be. But true love has never served man except as shadow, crossover dimension of illusion. An intersection of possibility as executioner of orgasmic continuance. As an evil time creeps desperate within igniting emotional need ablaze as wildfire much too gargantuous to contain. Prove me wrong and I will love you truly."



Sorry, I was just listening to the song with this in it and had to post it somewhere! :P

[BB1]

11. uh oh...

do you have any specifics, or do I just wait until.. oh wait, someone at the door

"Hello?"
"HELLO BB1, YOUR TIME HAS COME"
"Ow shit."
"PLEASE FOLLOW ME."
"What's that scyte doing here anyway?"

SWOOSH

[JI7]

12. GOOD

[Echo In Light]

15. "We're all fucked. It helps to remember that." G. Carlin

[gratuitous]

16. That's George Bush's rationale

See, in 100 years, just about all of us will be dead, so what does it matter if he runs up the federal deficit a few trillion more dollars? Or starts a couple of wars of aggression? Or makes a massive transfer of the nation's wealth from the labor that creates that wealth to the manipulators who leech off of it?

We're all going to die eventually. Well, your demise might be hastened by a few years or a score of years because of these ruinous policies, and the short time you're walking around will be unnecessarily more harsh and brutal, but you were going to die anyway, so what's the big schmeal?

[otherlander]

17. Yeah, I know.

But you didn't have to remind us about it.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. Immortality is highly overrated as a life-style.

[T.Ruth2power]

19. Not us

We live in a gated community.

In God's country.

With electric monitors.

And lots of plastic stuff.

We are exempt.

We live forever.

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Only the ones the Republicans won't want to keep as either pets or sex slaves.

They enjoy torture and want to control the world, starting with the USA. Do the math, and see what math has already been done.

[Individualist]

22. Some of us sooner rather than later

Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
Thanatopsis

[renate]

26. that's a very nice image

Very soothing.

[King Coal]

23. You should qualify that according to time.

Women! Can't live with them, can go fishing with them.

[Thothmes]

27. Your point is?

[tomreedtoon]

28. "But not everyone truly lives."

And that's the second time I've posted this answer on DU, since someone else put out a post with this title. God, I hate quoting the only good thing Mel Gibson said.

Now would you people all stop thinking about our eventual end and do some good for your country, your species and your planet while you're still alive?

[Hannah Bell]

29. thought i'd kick this for the doomsters. you are.not.going.to.have.food et. al

[carlyhippy]

30. yes, we are all going to die, so screw it and live to the fullest

Carly

[Edweird]

31. Oh Noess!!11!!11!!! Tihs is SERIES!!1!!11!!!!111

I too am tired of hearing about how "the sky is falling" over and over again.