So George Carlin meets God, and the first thing
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Mon Jun-23-08 12:06 AM
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So George Carlin meets God, and the first thing
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 12:08 AM by Jackpine Radical
God says is, "George, could you loan me $20 'til Thursday?"
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Mon Jun-23-08 12:07 AM
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1. Or "Did you bring the pork chops?"
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Mon Jun-23-08 12:09 AM
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2. "Was I supposed to? I thought Jesus was bringing them."
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 12:10 AM by Jackpine Radical
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4. Does that Dilbert cartoon mean
you're not bringing the pork chops either?
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Mon Jun-23-08 12:18 AM
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5. No, no. God says, "Who gave you all the one dollar bills?"
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 12:21 AM by sfexpat2000
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6. "I knew it! Lenny Bruce is God!"
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