Anna Nicole Smith Is Still Dead

[Yavin4]

I jus wanna keep us focused on the real news. :sarcasm:

[Lex]

1. WTF?

[liberal N proud]

2. The nightly news will most likely start out with that story tonight.

[Dr.Phool]

3. That's not what I heard on Faux.

Are you sure?

[gratuitous]

4. Thank God someone's keeping an eye on the ball

The stuff that really matters. And as John Gibson of Faux will no doubt remind us later today, that every story done on that other thing just proves how snobby some news organizations are, and that the real news, the news that Americans really should hear about, involve the sudden death of a woman famous mostly for taking off every stitch of clothing in front of a camera.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. what? no Britknee story about her 666 artwork on her skull?

damn.

[Dr.Phool]

6. Is Gerald Ford still dead?

How about Pope JP2?

[NDP]

7. Someone should be asking whether or not Ken Lay is still dead

[EstimatedProphet]

8. STILL? This puts the Libby verdict in an entire new light!

How can we pay any attention to the Libby verdict when Anna Nicole keeps being dead? There's no telling how long she'll stay that way! WHAT IF SHE NEVER RECOVERS?

[Bluebear]

9. As is her 19 year old son. Both tragic. :(