"Big John" Cornyn political ad - - if you want to see something truly embarrassing

[Bluebear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vcB7uCqdFk

"Doing the Lord's work for Texas!!!11"

[givemebackmycountry]

1. "Made lesser states squirm"

Like who?
Those faggot states like "Cullyfornia" and Rhode Island?

:sarcasm:

I got a "BIG JOHN" for you asswipe.

[Bluebear]

4. And evil, liberal Massachusetts, no doubt

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. 'Kept Texas in power; made lesser states squirm'

Fuck. You.

[Binka]

3. I Listened W/O The Sound What A Dorky Bastard

And what was up with the matching Daniel Boone jackets? I think John would be much happier if he and Larry Craig could find a bathroom together.

[Bluebear]

6. Oh wait until you hear the "lyrics". I thought it was a MAD TV skit at first!

[Binka]

7. I Always Watch In Silence First

Then I make it a talkie. I like trying to set the tone in my head first and see how close I am when I listen. I think with your description of the lyrics I'm pretty close. :hi:

[DefenseLawyer]

5. One of the comments:

"Big John. It's what's for dinner. This is CNN. I am your father."
:rofl:

[pt22]

8. Is it safe to bathe in Clorox?

I think I need to...

[Kerrytravelers]

9. And apparently he is batteling heathens, too?

So, he is armed and shooting people who protest him spiritually?


Oh. My.



One LMAO smilie just doesn't cut it.

[Stinky The Clown]

10. That's perfect .... for a Second City skit.

What

A

Fucking

Asshat

[Rex]

11. As a Texan, let me be the first to apologize for all the human waste

we send to DC. They are worthless and a pestilence on our great nation.

Big John...has penis issues.

[newmajority]

12. Another ad from Cornyn supporters here

Produced by "Box Turtles for Cornyn" :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIOqeRwLl8o