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TexasProgresive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:03 AM
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Photo of the l'll man sniffing a flask of ethyl alcohol (vodka?) just begs for a caption.
President George W. Bush smells a bottle of ethanol as he tours Novozymes North America Inc. in Franklinton, North Carolina, February 22, 2007.


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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:04 AM
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1. Farts in a bottle.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:04 AM
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2. "190 proof, or I don't know my booze."
(Looks up and smirks)

"Let me call Laura over, she'd know better than me."
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:06 AM
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3. No rocket scientist he.....
...you never, NEVER, breathe any fumes directly from the bottle. What a sad testimony to stupidity.
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teamster633 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:13 AM
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8. That depends on your intent.
I think chimpy knows just what he's doing. Next step is a little "quality control".
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:31 AM
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12. u.r. right
I feel 30 years of chemistry coming back

you hold the sample away from you and fan the fumes towards
your nose but to bush alcohol he might just be thinking, "Hello
my good friend."
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:09 AM
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4. "Anyone have any pretzels?"
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:10 AM
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5. Sheesh! Those fumes are going to destroy what little brain he has left.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 10:09 AM
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15. You make an unwarranted and like untrue assumption
That he has any function parts of his brain.
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:11 AM
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6. "Damn! Beats the hell out of
that cheap gin I usually drink!"

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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:11 AM
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7. go ahead a take a snort you bastard we know you want to
prolly did too
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:14 AM
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9. Damn, just like the frat house!
Let's get a game of "Hi Bob" goin'.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:23 AM
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10. "Ya know this reminds me -- my pee smells like coffee in the morning."
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:29 AM
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11. LSD. Looks sorta dumb.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:43 AM
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13. "Heh, heh - clear Kool-Aid, that'll fool 'em - heh, heh"
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majorjohn Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 09:47 AM
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14. Just makin sure no WMD is in that bottle n/t
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razors edge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-06-07 11:26 AM
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16. Laura!! The damn bottle is stuck on my nose again!!
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