Glenn Beck Falls Down Flight of Stairs

[RamboLiberal]

Glenn Beck's medical ailments continue to pile up. On his radio show this morning, fill-in host Pat Gray explained Beck fell down a flight of stairs. Gray said Beck is O.K. and we hear x-rays have turned up no broken bones. A Headline News spokesperson tells TVNewser Michael Graham will fill in on Beck's Headline News show tonight. Beck is expected back on the air tomorrow.

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/

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[atreides1]

1. Fell

Or Pushed?

[HowHasItComeToThis]

71. HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, GLENNY

[Pab Sungenis]

86. Or Raptured?

Remember, he predicted on air that the Rapture would take place in 2006.

[FreeState]

90. Um he's LDS

Mormons don't believe in the Rapture. Then again they dont believe in drinking or drugs either (assuming thats why he fell - its not normal for a grown man to fall down stairs at his age without the help of someone or something).

[TexasObserver]

2. Like Bush, he's an alcoholic who may not be avoiding booze.

I can see him getting falling down drunk.

[TheDebbieDee]

28. I'd bet my last $ that you're right. He's a "fall down" drunk.

[4_TN_TITANS]

89. Beck gives us drunks a bad name....n/t

[BonnieJW]

48. There was no injury - he fell on his head.

[Kerrytravelers]

62. Bwaaahhhh... snort...

If I could nominate a single post...

[GreenPartyVoter]

52. I hate to say it, but that was my kneejerk reaction too

[mikelgb]

3. it is his giant inflated head that probably tipped him off balance

[Kaleko]

35. LOL. An ounce of prevention...

Note: head-inflation leads to serious side-effects.

[Liberal In Texas]

81. Luckily, for him, he landed on his big fat....wallet. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Doing drugs again perhaps?

hmmm

[Carnea]

5. Can an Oxycotin Addition be too far behind? nt

[jobycom]

13. Maybe the falls and surgeries are cover.

Addicts often come up with long-term excuses to explain their inconsistent behavior.

[Mabus]

87. Better start looking for Rush's old dealer

I wonder if she's available?

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Get better soon, asshole.

[NightWatcher]

7. did a hemoroid flare up and throw off his balance?

[Sanity Claws]

8. Ok, which of you guys pushed him?

Whoever you are, I don't blame you one bit. Maybe this fall will wake him up.

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. Who do they suspect pushed him?

(On edit: Damn. A minute late and a dollar short. As usual. :shrug: )

[sam sarrha]

19. a suspect, of interest, has been tentatively identified.. a "Jack Daniels"

[Sanity Claws]

31. Let's call it a tie.

;) Great minds think alike.

[ihavenobias]

10. Maybe he'll have another change of heart?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHycYmewng

[krispos42]

11. The icy hand of Death needs to move faster

All that dodging...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. Since his head's up his ass, he probably rolled down.

[K8-EEE]

LOL! n/t

[AlCzervik]

14. maybe the stairs rejected him.

[sam sarrha]

24. or were waxed by a mexican immigrant

[Eurobabe]

15. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

:rofl:

[sam sarrha]

23. but... but, nicer guys dont have as many enemies standing by stair wells

[The Stranger]

16. Ask him to try again. And if necessary -- again and again and again.

"Come on, you hate-filled bigot, you can do it!"

[Bake]

54. Keep trying until he gets it right!!

:rofl:

Bake

[madokie]

17. maybe it was just a tuneup

not that he didn't need it or anything :evilgrin:

fall in the shower when they have only a few visual marks on them, falling down the stairs if they are pretty seriously injured. I wonder if someone didn't just kick the shit out of him

[Ian David]

18. Let's hear three cheers for gravity! n/t

[Gold Metal Flake]

20. When he dies, do we have to say nice things about him?

Cuz, I don't think I will be able to.

[Ian David]

22. I don't think he's important enough to hate. n/t

[sam sarrha]

25. would... "GOOD" riddance count

[Ian David]

21. Did he trip on a PERSIAN rug? n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

26. These posts are disgusting. Shame on you.

Y'all are being way too nice to this douche bag. :evilgrin:

[arcadian]

27. Are the stairs okay?

Be a shame if somebody had to replace those stairs.

[texas1928]

29. yeah, he fell.

I was no where near there, to shove him...

Nope I was not there.


*Whistling as I walk away.

[ashling]

30. Just one? That's too bad

... that it was just the one.


:nopity:

[CreekDog]

32. he broke his head

not this morning, i meant a long time ago. :eyes:

[nadinbrzezinski]

33. Kharma? Bad Luck?

I still don't get out the viola for this...

I tend NOT to celebrate somebody else's misfortune, even if he is more than just a duchebag

[gatorboy]

34. When he gets back, everyone call in and ask how his trip was.

[Lex]

36. :rimshot:

:thumbsup:

[KamaAina]

63. Have a nice trip! See you next fall!

:P

[Bucky]

37. NOW do you believe in God?

[SoCalDem]

38. If he did it at work, look for him to file a lawsuit

:)..maybe he'll take a leave of absence and CNN will be rid of him after he sues them :)

[Kolesar]

39. F*cker organized a prowar rally in Cleveland

yeah, I have typed this before

[TheWatcher]

40. Karma keeps trying to speak to him

But it does not appear that he is getting the message.

[librechik]

41. he fell down the arithmetic stairs. too

Off 7000 percent in how much oil we use per day.

[high density]

42. Will CNN put this headline on a t-shirt?

I suspect not.

[tom_paine]

43. Those poor stairs. I hope they're OK. n/t

[Rob H.]

44. If he landed on his head at any point, I feel sorry for the building super

Those steps probably took quite a beating from that thick skull of his.

[Mountainman]

45. Can we be happy about this but not happy when he dies?

I see some violins playing.

[warren pease]

83. He's already brain dead; he's purged all traces of humanity from his miserable soul...

The precise second his heart stops beating -- assuming one exists -- is irrelevant.


wp

[LTR]

46. Cocaine's a helluva drug (nt)

[Marr]

47. Are you telling me that mama's boy didn't break anything, but still felt the need to

go to the hospital and have the doctor kiss his boo boo? Two things wrong with that:

1. He's a fucking puss.
2. Where does a hypochondriac get off arguing against national healthcare?

[mitchum]

49. Oh well, tomorrow's another day (to possibly break his neck)

call me an optimist

[old mark]

50. And he's not dead

right?

Too drunk to be hurt.

mark

[ProgressiveFool]

51. Sadly, that's the best news I've had all day. /nt

[Swamp Rat]

53. He found out he did not get the MTP gig.

[Chovexani]

76. Oh lord Swampy that one's giving me nightmares tonight

Almost as scary as the bullshit he spews. :scared:

[wtmusic]

55. Ooh maybe there's another self-pitying video in this one nt

[RayOfHope]

56. Trying to work up some sympathy........nope. Can't do it.

Our whole nation has fallen down the stairs--flights and flights of them, because of the enabling and vicious spew that issues forth from Beck and those like him.

[liberal1973]

57. Yeah

This guy gets zero sympathy from me too. The ass gets no get well card.

[NuttyFluffers]

58. a hundred million miracles, are happening everyday!

i feel like watching "Flower Drum Song" now...

[Binka]

60. Nutty What Are You Doing Here W/O A Star? You're Practically Naked!

There that's better. :hi:

[NuttyFluffers]

75. yay! another miracle!

i now sing you a show tune! what you like? something high steppin' with Tommy Tune? :D

[UTUSN]

59. K&R #3 for, Did he bust his hemorrhoids?!1 Come on, R it up to the big #5!1 n/t

[cliffordu]

61. Bummer. It must suck to be him.

:rofl:

[laststeamtrain]

64. Wake me for the funeral. n/t

[leftofthedial]

65. he's okay?

too bad.

either there's no god or god is a jerk with a lousy sense of humor.

[lib2DaBone]

66. Please Tell Me....

He broke his neck and he'll never be able to speak again.

[Monk06]

67. Does he have brain damage and if so how do the Doctors know.

[Spirochete]

68. X-rays of his head revealed nothing...

[lpbk2713]

69. Too fuggen stupid to climb stairs.

Left foot up ... right foot up ... left foot up ... come on, I know you can do it.

:eyes:

[stevedeshazer]

70. A putrid pile of shit fell down.

Fertilizer should be spread.

[GRLMGC]

72. I'm a horrible person

When I read that headline, I started cracking up immediately. The image of him falling down a flight of stairs is hilarious. Well, at least he didn't get hurt so that makes me feel less guilty.

[Fox Mulder]

73. I'm just LMAOing right now!

How did I miss this earlier???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Schema Thing]

74. :digging deep: aaarghhh... caaaan't.maaaake.selffff.care

[crimsonblue]

77. Looks like his magic underwear wasn't so magic after all...

Or maybe it was, and Joseph Smith used it to push him down the stairs for being a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit.


Where's the Tylenol?

[Doug.Goodall]

78. He can deny global warming, but he can't deny gravity

[Hubert Flottz]

79. Trickle Down Scumbag

I hope he spilt Bush's water.

[Ganja Ninja]

80. I hope the stairs are alright. n/t

[slampoet]

82. His wife told them he fell down the stairs.......

[lpbk2713]

84. Any recent updates?

I'm dying to hear his version of what happened so I can LMAO whether he tells what truly happened or not.

"Y'see ... it's not easy climbing stairs in the first place as you all know." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[raccoon]

85. There is justice in this world...once in a while. nt

[newmajority]

88. I thought he fell down an elevator shaft?

Was he actually dumb enough to do both?