I just received a phone call asking me to take part in a "five minute election survey". It started innocuously enough, with who I prefer for President, am I a (D) or (R), a Liberal or Conservative, etc. But then I started being be asked if these "things about a candidate" would make me "more or less likely to vote for them". It didn't take long for me to figure out it was a Push Poll for
Houston Sheriff Tommy Thomas (R - of course), who was
in the news recently for a sheriff's department that was becoming notorious for civil rights abuses, with deputies attacking minorities that called for help.
The questions went thusly:
"
Adrian Garcia, the Democrat, has only X# or years experience as a small businessman."
"
Sheriff Tommy Thomas has 40 years experience in law enforcement and was an adviser on the creation of the Department of Homeland Security."
You know the drill. I told him it didn't matter on every question, I won't be voting for Thomas.
After about three or four of such questions, I told the man on the other end (almost certainly black based upon his speech)...
"You
DO know that what you're doing is called
Push Polling, right?"
"What's that?"
"Where you ask a series of slanted questions that talk down one candidate and talk up the other, influencing the voter and then asking the person how they'd vote."
He said, "I knew it seemed funny that so many of the questions seemed to favor one candidate over another."
"You know they did that against John McCain too in 2000."
"Against who? McCain?" he said, surprised, since I said I was a Democrat that wouldn't vote for McCain, so my seeming defense of him caught him off-guard.
"During the 2000 election, the Bush campaign in South Carolina (or was it Virgina?) called voters there and asked: If you knew John McCain had a black baby, would you be more likely or less likely to vote for him? They'd see pictures of him with his adopted black daughter and think McCain had a love-child with a black woman, voting against him."
"Well, I don't know. I just work here" he chuckled.
We finished the "questionnaire", even being asked if I "believed the stories on the news". The final question was a real Duezy:
"
Do I think this poll was sponsored by people supporting the re-election of Tommy Thomas for Sheriff?"
"Of course!", I responded.
"
I just figured out why they ask that!" said my pollster.
I think I gave him something to think about.