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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:03 PM
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BREAKING: GRAMPERS Alert issued for John McCane...
If you have seen this man:


Please contact your local police.

Description of Suspect:

John McCane, Senator (R-AZ), has escaped custody and is on the loose. He is delusional and believes he will become President. He may even claim his residence as 1700 Pennsylvania Avenue. He is armed with bullshit and is considered extremely dangerous.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:08 PM
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1. HEY YOU DAMN KIDS!!1!1!!
GET OFF MY LAWN!!1!!11!!1!!!

:rofl:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:09 PM
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2. "The suspect was also seen wearing Depends undergarments on the outside of his pants.
In addition, he was wearing an eye patch and had a parrot named Fox on his shoulder."
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:14 PM
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3. McCain Lawn Jockey
When you leave this old man's lawn, do it quietly so you don't disturb him!
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:17 PM
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4. One word comes to mind when I see that pic of him
Constipation..

Looks like he's got a big ol' turd caught crossways:hurts:
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